To quote Murphy Brown, “What the hell happened to your Y chromosome?”
Yadda, yadda, yadda, yes I do know that men do cry, but over a pair of pants? I’d be willing to bet that the flaming queen who hangs around with Tyra Banks on her “reality” show would be screaming, “Girlfriend, get a grip!”
What kind of legal system would even allow this loon a day in court? Why wasn’t this stupidity tossed out for the irresponsibly inane piece of crap that it is? Someone needs to throw both judges in jail - plaintiff and sitting judge.
If it were his family jewels, I could see the amount of the suit. But what sort of idiot would leave his nutsack in his pants and give them to a drycleaner?
Hell, if I thought I could get $54 million for doing basically nothing, I bet I could cry, too.
Mind you, I would never be able to bring myself to totally fuck over these business owners like that, no matter how bad their service may have been. They’ve even offered him settlement money several times, up to $12,000. And that wasn’t good enough?
Fuck Roy L. Pearson Jr. I hope he gets jack squat. :mad:
Heh, I think the just an appropriate sentence in this case is for the plaintiff to be disentitled by court injunction from being allowed to wear pants again.
That reminds me of an old Bloom County cartoon: Opus is watching The People’s Court, with Judge Wapner, and so you just see the dialog come from the TV. It’s a divorce case and the defendant has shaved the plaintiff’s cat, so the plaintiff is seeking $500 “and a new cat.” Judge Wapner: “Bailiff, kick these two nuts in the butt.”