Pants Judge is back.

He’s back. . For those of you who may not remember him, he’s the administrative law judge who sued the dry cleaners for $ 68 Million.

After losing that case, his contract with the District wasn’t renewed. He is now suing the City and the five commissioner for $1 million.

Normally, I wouldn’t be so quick to dismiss a claim as pure BS, the thought of this guy actually being a

According to an article from August, Pearson sent a series of emails around disparaging the chief judge as “evil” and mean-spirited". The commission stated that the reason they fired him was for filing a frivolous lawsuit. . I think that he will probably lose since I can’t see a jury finding for the guy.

I am pissed that my tax dollars will be wasted on this as opposed to what the District usually wastes them on.

Well, it’s either offer him a public position or he resurrects the “coffee was too hot” suit.

should read " Normally, I wouldn’t be so quick to dismiss a claim as pure BS, the thought of this guy actually being a whistleblower and getting a jury to buy it seems absolutely bat shit crazy."

Apparently this guy’s job was only 1/68th as important to him as those pants were. I’m starting to wonder if the pants were encrusted with rubies and diamonds or something.

They were really nice pants. He even cried about them on the stand.

Yeah, my first thought was similar. Only one million? A sense of perspective, this guy has not.

I guess if I had diamond encrusted pants with ruby inseams, I’d be upset if the cleaners lost them, too. Also, I want rocket skates.

Actually, it’s Dick Wolf who should be worried. It’s just a matter of time before this guy sues him for misappropriation of his personality or something on that Law and Order episode.

and I have to mention that I misread the thread title as “Penis Judge,” and thought, “there really is a lot of weird stuff on the internet.”

I’m glad you clarified this. I thought it was going to be a Mad Lib type of thing.

I was going to say “jackass.”

Oh we’ve had threads about the penis judge too.

Yes, but I was thinking the OP was referring to someone who had come back to judge penes. You know, length, girth, æsthetic appeal, and so on.

Dude can’t be that bad. He was trying to throw a bone to those evil dry cleaners here.

It’s a dirty job but someone’s got to do it. I volunteer to take one for the team.

*The scene: the Kiss’n’Cry room, just off the arena.

Big, sweaty naked man comes in, is given flowers and a hug from his coach. The tension in the air is thick. BSNM is looking pleased, yet anxious. They sit on the bench. BSNM hugs his good luck charm, his teddy bear from when he was a boy.*

Bill, Commentator: And now of course, the wait. It must be very stressful, after all that hard work, training and repetitions. I’ve always wondered what they’re thinking. Bob, when you were competing, what was going through your mind right now?

Bob, the Colour Commentator: Well Bill, of course there’s the anxiety, and the replaying it all in your mind. “Did I nail it? Was my dismount a bit sloppy?” and so on. But at the same time, if you’ve given it your all, a strange contentment comes over you with your exhaustion. It’s out of your hands, so to speak, and into someone else’s hands.

Bill, Commentator: Bob, did you worry a lot about the particular judges that you’ve drawn?

Bob, Colour Commentator: Of course, there’s always the subjective element - no matter how well you know your routine, it really depends on what the judges are looking for, what pleases them, what turns them off. All you can do is give it your best shot, and hope for the best.

Bill, Commentator: Well, here come marks for artistic impression. Looks like it’s mainly in the sixes and low sevens.

Bob, Colour Commentator: Remember, this competitor is better known for his technique rather than his artistic impression.

Bill, Commentator: And here comes the technique marks - wow, you’re right - much higher - all in the high sevens. And look - there’s an 8! perfect technique!

Bob, Colour Commentator: That’s the Wisconsin judge, Bill. He’s always been very impressed by this particular competitor’s technique.