Bumper Stickers of the SDMB

[Jelymag]

If you made a bumper sticker advertising yourself as a Doper, what would it say?

I can't decide what I want on mine yet.

[Tripler]

"If you can read this sticker, IMHO, I Pit you!"

Tripler
That's all I got.

[koeeoaddi]

I'm really not a bumper stick kind of gal, but I think OpalCat should have a vanity plate that says 3HIOPAL.

[Sunspace]

CITE?

DO NOT TAUNT THE CALAMARI

[Triskadecamus]

Fighting ignorance begins at home.

Tris

[Kat]

I can't choose between "Penis Ensues" and "Gotcha Ya!"

Or maybe "I was lynched in Mafia V and all I got was this lousy bumper sticker."

[Tripler]

Oh, I forgot:

"Back in the 60s, I was in the Marinara Trench, but for only twenty minutes, and all I got was this stupid bumper sticker."

Tripler
"My Cecil can beat up your Honor Student Kids"

[Johnny L.A.]

Manny Peoples

[elucidator]

"Got Cite?"

[BrainGlutton]

"The nethermost caverns are not for the fathoming of eyes that see; for their marvels are strange and terrific. Cursed the ground where dead thoughts live new and oddly bodied, and evil the mind that is held by no head. Wisely did Ibn Schacabao say, that happy is the tomb where no wizard hath lain, and happy the town at night whose wizards are all ashes. For it is of old rumour that the soul of the devil-bought hastes not from his charnel clay, but fats and instructs the very worm that gnaws; till out of corruption horrid life springs, and the dull scavengers of earth wax crafty to vex it and swell monstrous to plague it. Great holes secretly are digged where earth's pores ought to suffice, and things have learnt to walk that ought to crawl."

OK, it would cover the whole rear end and cause traffic accidents.

So what?

[Jelymag]

Originally Posted by BrainGlutton

"The nethermost caverns are not for the fathoming of eyes that see; for their marvels are strange and terrific. Cursed the ground where dead thoughts live new and oddly bodied, and evil the mind that is held by no head. Wisely did Ibn Schacabao say, that happy is the tomb where no wizard hath lain, and happy the town at night whose wizards are all ashes. For it is of old rumour that the soul of the devil-bought hastes not from his charnel clay, but fats and instructs the very worm that gnaws; till out of corruption horrid life springs, and the dull scavengers of earth wax crafty to vex it and swell monstrous to plague it. Great holes secretly are digged where earth's pores ought to suffice, and things have learnt to walk that ought to crawl."

OK, it would cover the whole rear end and cause traffic accidents.

So what?

Lol. I think my favorite so far is "Got Cite?"

[Cyn]

How You Doin'?

[Dottygumdrop]

18DHIBJD would be fairly unique!

[Civil Guy]

Not sure which of these are specifically Doper, but...

...Then Penis Ensued!

I've got a 1920's-style Death Ray, and I'm not afraid to use it!

"Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure." - originally from Aliens, right?

( Tin Foil Hatters ) - NO

[elucidator]

Never Match Wits with a Cecilian When Death Is on the Line!

[kitemaker_chuck]

I Know John Smith!!

The Duck Says Wicky-Wacky!!!

Do Not Be Risplimpt!!!!

Do NOT Read This Bumper Sticker!!!

Let's All Hide Under The Purple Box!!!

Mr. Duck Has Just Joined Our Club!!!

[gotpasswords]

This car has been graped by the Grapist

[Rhubarb]

A few suggestions,


My other car is a Hampster

Og Bless America

I burning your Dog

gry

[bbs2k]

Originally Posted by Dottygumdrop

18DHIBJD would be fairly unique!

I've been whooshed by this reference.

But it gave me this idea:

14 k of g in a f p d =

[Rhubarb]

Originally Posted by bigbabysweets2000

I've been whooshed by this reference.

But it gave me this idea:

14 k of g in a f p d =

18DHIBJD = 18" double-headed ice blue jelly dildo. long running joke.

[GawnFishin']

1. Pan fried?
2. 1920's style?
3 _________?

[Digital Stimulus]

Got pie.

[Zeldar]

MPSIMS

[silenus]

Originally Posted by bigbabysweets2000

I've been whooshed by this reference.

Original thread here.

[Sampiro]

Bumper stickers:

I Pit Thee, I Pit Thee, I Pit Thee

Even If Jesus Existed He Still Wouldn't Love You

My Other Car Was Moved and or Locked By the Mods

For a license plate, I'd honor my orientation and my most frequent SDMB typo type,

HOMO FON

[betenoir]

An Og fish. I don't know what it would look like but it would be eating all the other fish.

[elucidator]

Originally Posted by Jelymag

If you made a bumper sticker advertising yourself as a Doper, what would it say?...

Balderdash, sir! Tommyrot!

[Rick]

[license plate frame] Pronounced
[plate] TWRBLR
[license plate frame] mangrove

[Larry Borgia]

There is no God and George Bush sucks!

You can have my 1920's style death ray when you pry it from my cold dead hand.

[dalej42]

I'd have one with just a big D in the style of the W stickers Bush used in 2004. Believe it or not, I still see Bush stickers ion cars here in Texas.

[Shirley Ujest]

Friend of Cecil Adams

[A.R. Cane]

Treadmills are irrelevant.

[IvoryTowerDenizen]

Give me Bacon Salt or Give Me Death!


Thread

[Least Original User Name Ever]

Originally Posted by silenus

Original thread here.

Sweet. I killed that thread.

[BrainGlutton]

My Other Car Is In Your Living Room

[anyrose]

Originally Posted by elucidator

Never Match Wits with a Cecilian When Death Is on the Line!

you win the prize! That's marvelous!

[FairyChatMom]

Ask me about the MMP

or

I'm nice, dammit!

[anyrose]

okay I got one

I, for one, welcome our new ______ overlords

[Elendil's Heir]

SDMB Rules!

Band name!

Ask me about my post count

My other car is an airplane on a treadmill

All your Web are belong to us

We don't need no steenkin' badgers

Mods are gods

Hate Bush? We (almost) all do.

[Enola Straight]

Mackdonna handheld shoehorn butterhorse!

OG SMASH!

[ASAKMOTSD]

Originally Posted by Rhubarb

18DHIBJD = 18" double-headed ice blue jelly dildo. long running joke.

Long running, eh? Duracells or Energizers?

[Yeticus Rex]

Honk if you've been in Mariana's Trench, once, in 1960, for only 20 minutes.

[NurseCarmen]

Not to pimp my own horn, but I've been selling the Cite!? sticker for a couple years. To be fair to other boards, it's not just a purely SDMB sticker.

[Jelymag]

I came up with one, but it's not very good. I'm still thinking.

Honk if you have an Uncle Cecil

[Beware of Doug]

GOTCHA YA!
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[Zoe]

I Love luci

[Boyo Jim]

What Would Jesus Post?

YMMV!

Doper on Board

My child is on the SDSAB!

I see you and ROFL.

IMHO you're too close if you can read this.

Warning, Thread Detour Ahead.

I Brake for Forum Changes

You don't know me, but I'm in GQ every month.

I Pit the Highway Patrol!

[kunilou]

My bumper sticker is my cite

[TheLoadedDog]

Seriously, we should just pick one (my preference, FWIW, is "Og Smash!"), and moving beyond bumper stickers, try to introduce it into the English language, virally. Use it liberally and everywhere. Dopers on every continent doing this might just make it work. It would go beyond the satisfaction of "I'm part of an exclusive club" (which is fine) to "I was part of something which changed the language permanently" (which is more satisfying). Go viral!

[Jelymag]

Originally Posted by TheLoadedDog

Seriously, we should just pick one (my preference, FWIW, is "Og Smash!"), and moving beyond bumper stickers, try to introduce it into the English language, virally. Use it liberally and everywhere. Dopers on every continent doing this might just make it work. It would go beyond the satisfaction of "I'm part of an exclusive club" (which is fine) to "I was part of something which changed the language permanently" (which is more satisfying). Go viral!

Hmmm, not a bad idea. I had just been thinking a way to confuse the crap out of non-dopers and identify yourself to other dopers. But being part of a new phrase...intriguing.