On a bloated SUV that cost the as much as your parent’s first house:
THE SMALLER THE DICK, THE BIGGER THE SUV
What about “My other car is a small penis”, surely that would be funnier?
[Stephen Fry]
Although to be honest, I use my penis as a sort of car substitute
[/Stephen Fry]
Stick shift? or automatic?
Motorcyclists already do that with “The louder the pipe, the smaller the dick”
My favorite exclamation is, when an obnoxiously loud and stupid looking car is all tricked out and drives by so loudly that you can’t hear yourself think:
Oh, poor guy. He’s got a tiny penis.
Actually, my parents first house cost $9000.00.
Go buy a ‘bloated SUV’ for 9 large.
Just a little family trivia I thought I’d mix in with your hyperbole.
“Bad cop no donut”
I’M AS DUMB AS A ROCK – AND I VOTE!
My child got expelled for beating up your honor student.
My other ride is your mother.
Don’t blame me, I voted for Gallagher
-lv
(printed in reverse, on the front bumper) If you can read this, I’m too close
I prefer the “My child got your honor student pregnant” one myself.
Nuff said, DreadCthulhu. The other one’s actually quite… dopey.
“Here… come closer.”
Epoxy a dildo underneath it.
I’ve seen one locally that says “My child was inmate of the month at Suffolk County House of Corrections.”
'If you can read this, you’re not paying enough attention to the road."
“I have no insurance, and a piss poor attitude, so back off, Jack.”
And, to abuse a concept one more time:
“My kid sold your honor student the drugs that got him expelled.”
THE HIGHER THE TRUCK THE LOWER THE IQ
A couple that I have actually seen “fuck you you fucking fuck” and “your little angel is my little whore”