Fantasy bumpersticker I'd love present to another

I have actually seen “Welcome to America, now learn English.”

One I saw on the road in Iowa:

LOOK BUSY, JESUS IS COMING

Or “My penis IS a small car”!

Gotta love people that judge other people on the size of their car!!

My Karma ran over my Dogma.
I see Stupid People.

Why do you never see SHIT HAPPENS on a Mercedes?

I don’t mind straight people, as long as they act gay in public.

My child’s self-esteem is sufficient to the point that we see no need to display his minor academic achievements on the bumper of our car.

Let’s all f*ck until we’re all the same colour.

I want want want this on my van, but it really wouldn’t go over with the family, job and school.

Life is a shit sandwich, the more money you have , the less shit you have to take

My personal Favorite…
667, Neighbor of the Beast.

BITCH: Beautiful, Intelligent, Talented, Charming and Horny

I forgot to mention - that was on my car. It got washed off.

By my dad.

Anyone who goes around proclaiming they are charming and horny is at most only the latter.

T N U C
is cunt spelled backwards.
Jesus broke Mary’s hymen
Save a whale, vote Democrat
Save an Iraqi, vote Republican
My other ride is your wife
Help save the world, eat a christian.

I always want to lean out the window and shout to a Hummer driver: “Hey! That’s a HUGE penis you’ve got there!”

Tailgate me and I’ll flick a booger on your widshield.

Actually saw this one: “Flatties try harder.”

<groan>

“God may well be your co-pilot… frankly, though, I wish you would accept responsibility for your driving”

While driving on the freeway, in back of a large biker type, his t-shirt said…If you can read this…The bitch fell off…

this is great! i had such a theory in high school! (although my first born is refered to by my jewish friend as aryan nazi spawn, but i digress).