I want to get a Mini-Cooper and a bumpersticker that says “My dick is GIGANTIC!”
Upon reflection, an even better bumpersticker would be “My dick is so big I don’t even own a car.” But, since I don’t own a car, I’d have no place to put it.
I think there would be a rather obvious place to put it.
This is fabulous.
How about: The smaller the car the bigger the equipment.
On my van:
Don’t blame me, I voted for Date Barry.
I still eat french fries.
Heeeeee! Thanks for the laugh, Larry Mudd.
Actually seen:
“Can I test drive your vulva?”
Bumper sticker I actually saw once:
Guns don’t kill people…Radical pro-lifers kill people.
Odd political mixture there, to say the least.
a sentimental favorite:
Cthulhu for President: Why vote for the lesser of two evils?
National Lampoon (I think) used to have ads for a mail order sticker. It was a picture of a screw. It was designed to be placed over the picture of a heart in those “I (heart) my dog” bumper stickers.
I should have ordered them when I had a chance.
PRESIDENT BUSH LIED !
I broke my turn signal in protest.
“What if the Hokey Pokey really is what it’s all about?”
Be a fun theory to test, too 
THIS CAR WAS MADE IN AMERICA
Expect sharp lurches to the right
Ive always wanted these quotes as bumper stickers:
“Sanity is a one trick pony – all you have is rational thought. But when you’re good and loony, the sky’s the limit!”
“Whenever I’m caught between two evils, I take the one I’ve never tried.”-Mae West
Another for American cars only:
Si vous pouvez lire ceci, vous devriez le garder à vous-même autour d’ici.
“I’m a white male between the ages of 18 and 49. Everybody listens to me.”
I saw one of those** “I smoke and I vote” **stickers that someone wrote **“not for long” **on with a magic marker.
My car features a sticker that reads “I kill and eat tailgaters”, and an offical neon yellow **“Radioactive Material” **sticker. It does cut down on the tailgaiters, but not all of the tailgaiters can read, or at least some are into being cannibalized.
x10[sup]24[/sup]I eat the flesh and drink the blood of my Saviour, and I like it
In case of Rapture, can I have your car?
Mindless Corporate Drone
I’m dumb enough to believe that I’m smarter than you because I drive a BMW after hearing that radio commercial
“keep it to yourself”, cityboy: Translation software is still utter rubbish!