Since the topic of name changes seems to be floating around, this is a thread where people who are happy with their names (or at least not planning to change) make available good username ideas for people considering name changes and prospect noobs.
**Pierian Sipper ** is a great name (for someone like me, at least).
Actually, I am surprised there are no usernames (that I can think of) that refer to the Pierian Springs.
Any good usernames you want to suggest?
The Pierian Spring was the name of my high school literary annual.
I’m surprised there aren’t more Simpsons-based user names.
Pugnacious Poodle
“Wha… thunk”
Cyborg Platypus is still available.
Toast Museum.
Muffin-eating Moose.
Bushism Ringtone
Here Be Dragons
We have to be sure about this (I think that’s not too long)
Anybody else have Undo Circumcision Damage in the Google ad?
That said, how about Skin Cone?
How can Teddy Ruxpin, Destroyer of Worlds not yet be taken? Man, screw the noobs. I’m takin’ that one!
Bob
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Wild-Assed Guest
That’s a great one, you just come up with it? 
I’ve been trying to sell it for ages. I have a somewhat successful track record in this respect - Birefringence and Atomic Badger Racing (where are they now?) both chose their names from my catalogue. My prices are quite reasonable.
Toast Museum is something my brother-in-law reportedly uttered in his sleep once, and it stuck with me.
I maintain a little list of cute names that come up here and there:
Armond Tamzerian Location: Springfield
Spider Pig Location: Springfield
Islamic Rage Boy™ Location: Srinagar, India
Bat Boy Location: Unemployed
Niles Bitchly Location: Behind Rodney
Oscar, Kitty of Doom Location: In Bed with You
5,000 Year-Old Man (And post entirely in character)
FDNY Commissioner Scoppetta Location:NY
Double Nose Andean Tiger Hound Location: Bolivia
Leisure Spacesuit Larry Location: Mudd
String Monkey Location: Dog River, SK
and of course …
Bacon Salt
I have no idea who FDNY Commissioner Scoppett is or why he made the list.
A Jerk
Threads like this come up now and then. A few years back, I suggested the following, from an SNL fake commercial for the soundtrack of the movie Valentine (these were the names of the bands on the album):
Exquisite Mammals
T.C.
Wheelwright’s Ghost
Grab The Jester
Motherboard
Skilled Homicide Harmony
Book
Fall Creek Confederacy
The Frown Squad
Motionless-Z
Kayak
Dirty Yellow Hammer
Donkey Kong U.K.
All Your Blood
Bang The Skull Slowly
Hat
Gravel Fork
The Handless Kings
Rabbitpunch
Rice
Nuclear Zeitgeist
Pineapple Man
Fool’s Cap
Buzzgum
Brain Gorge
Brian Georg
Pi Eating Contest
Mr. Hameye
Agribuisness
Marvin’s Toes
Birmingham Sound Expedition
Stab The Bishop
Cunk
Infant 714
Decimal Metaphor
Half of
5445 North Park Drive Community Vigilence & Restoration Comittee
CL
And then there were the following I culled from episodes of the Sifl & Olly Show:
Zappy
Chirper
Rope Burn
Axe Sharpener
Clamknuckle
Lou Ferrigno
Mr. Hi-Fi Banjo Strings
Double-Decker Soul Wrecker
Sifl
Olly
Chester
Precious Roy
Peto
Flek
Grout
Jargon Scott
Dr. Vernon Merble
Anita Zest
Cheeseboy
Deuce Loosely
Crescent Fresh
Aesop Jones
Eddie from Jersey
Spiticus
Click Whittaker
Zafo
Delixir Sorbaño
The Bearded Beard
The Breathing Salami
Delictush Sexplosius
Chachi Longbow
Kee Kee and the P.P. Gang
Sgt. Blind Kiwi Tarzan
Damp Rag
Inventor Pat Lacy
Rex Morgan, Night Golfer
Foot-Long Hamster
Backs Stabbath
Becky Sixteen
Icky Starmaker
Vicious Coy
Cinders Blue
Miracle Dirt
Scarehooker
CHAMPS-1
Bicentennial Condor
Artoobacca
Appleman for President
Dr. Armshoulder Shoozenshorts
“Originally Posted by” or “whoever posted this before” would be great names for people who get quoted a lot.
Spank the Monkey
C:\DOS\run dos run
Vaginal Discharge
Premature Adjudicator
Ignorance
Cyril Adams
Cite?
Tedious Wanker