Location

Look, just put your real location in the fucking field will ya?

You think I’m amused or impressed with your little joke location? No. I think you’re a pompous, self centered jerk who thinks you’re cute if you joke about your location.

You’ve got a pseudonym for your user name, and you’re afraid to somewhat localize your position? What are you afraid of? It would clarify umpteen posts from the outset if you only somewhat pinpointed your location: dipshits.

Which of the fifteen countries I’ve posted from should I put?

So what state is Carp, Canada in?

I’ll never tell!!

I agree.

Whatever you say, Chief.

Ah, the “state” of Ontario.

My location is more than a place, jackass. It’s a state of mind - an expression of who and what I am. It’s figurative and metaphorical and completely beyond autistic fucktards like yourself.

And what the fuck kind of location is ‘Crap, Canada’? It’s not just fictitious. It’s redundant.

And dyslexic.

You could change it to whatever country you are posting from. That’s what I do.

Hey! The Isle of Man is a real place, in the Irish sea between England and Ireland.
There’s an Island Between England and Ireland? Suuuure Lobsang. And I bet it has fairies and weird laws and it’s own funny language.

Yeah, right. Next you’ll want us to believe the Isle of Lucy is a real place too.

Eh. Too much trouble.

Hey, you should get to about 200m from my place with my location. Closer than yours I suspect.

I updated my location because of the last rant on this topic. If it isn’t specific enough, I’m sorry. Send me a PM and I’ll email you a Google Earth image of my apartment complex. (and the one next door, just to cultivate an air of mystery)

I used to have my location field contain my actual location, until I realized that the combination of my username and location makes it ridiculously easy to identify me, and that I was posting here on certain topics that my employer might not be entirely happy with.

If my username ever changes without explanation, it’s for the same reason.

But that’s no excuse for not even giving what country you’re in, and probably the state or province would be OK too (except Montana).

I’ll even give you my exact address without concern, because for uninvited people with no legitimate business my house is nowhere you want to be.

Spoken like a true American.

How’s that? That as an American I value my privacy?

Do you let total strangers into your house? Give me your address and I’ll be right up.