I got a spam the other day and that was the subject line. I deleted it without reading it. And it has been gnawing at me ever since. I guess I feared I would not like their questions. So I turn to you, my fellow dopers, to create the list that I have missed. I’ll put worst case scenario as #1.
Edit: Darn simu-posts!
7: When will you be touching my penis?
You don’t eat hot soup dressed like that do you?
Is it cold in here?
How do you sleep on your stomach with such big buttons on your pajamas?
(Points if you get the reference)
Eh, if she’s already naked, I probably don’t need to ask.
You could ask her to leave.
According to a Victorian etiquette guide I read about, should one accidentally surprise one’s hostess while she is in the bath, the correct response is to drop one’s eyes and back out of the room, while saying “I do beg your pardon, sir.”
After I’m done with you, can you send your girlfriends in?
What happens if I pull the string?
Emphasis mine… would this be in the hopes that you would insult her and she’d get out of the bath?
“Excuse me.”
Anything else would be via body language.
Please?
How you doin’?