Inspired by this, what some things you should not ask a naked woman?
When are you due?
Does that hurt?
(I should point out that the current Google ads are Hillary for President and Clinton or Obama?)
Whats that smell?
What is that?
Is that/are those real?
What is that?!
Grandma?
“Could you put some clothes on, please?”
Excuse me, sir?
Does it hurt when those bang against your knees?
Were you born with that?
Would it offend you if I didn’t get an erection?
Oh, wow – hey, have you ever seen The Golden Girls?
Can I name that one Fred?
“Can my buddies have a look ?”
“So . . . you used to be a guy, right ?”
How come the curtains don’t match the drapes?
You don’t mind if I post this on youtube, right?
Could you make me some bacon please?
Damn, you’ve gotten huge!
Can I smell your hoohah?
No?
Must be your feet then…
…so can I smell your feet? 
You mean carpet, right? How come the carpet doesn’t match the drapes?
Are you Greek or Simian?