This a a serious GQ that I have wondered for years. It’s not a trolling thing or a joke thread so hear me out.
What do guys with enormous penises do with them during day to day life? I’m not talking about the guys with like 8"s, I mean the guys with 10+. I’ve got about 7" and I have a hard time sitting comfortably with an erection. These guys with massive pricks must be far more uncomfortable. There is no way they could fit in their pants when erect. They must poke out the top under their shirts or something.
How do they overcome regular erections like when they see a hot lady or something? How do they hide it?
Where do they put them while playing sports?
In case you are looking for an example of the size I’m talking about you can google Lexington Steele or Mandingo. I can’t imagine they can function normally.
I’ll try to answer this before all the joke replies show up.
At full arousal, I have just under 10’. Flaccid, about 5.5. While I don’t wear underwear since I cannot find any that are comfortable, I have little trouble in day to day activities. I don’t dress to either side fastidiously, since I have to adjust for each pair of pants or shorts accordingly. For sports, one can use an athletic supporter which will fit all but the freakishly large. If I do not use that, then I wear a pair of longer shorts which don’t have a danger of dangling. Dress clothes for work can be problematic, and I actually went through an HR nightmare once where I had to discuss all of this intimate information with my HR person because my GM (female) was uncomfortable with “bulge” when I was seated. You have to have all your pants hemmed, and preferably worn loose, or slightly baggy so as to not look aroused to a casual viewer. Generally if I DO become aroused in clothes that will show it, I try to get out of that mindset as quickly as possible. At a last, and painful resort, I can essentially push it down one thigh and sit with my legs tightly together to hide it. That position is incredibly uncomfortable and an erection will recede quickly.
For those poor fellows with the truly enormous genitals, I understand that they generally wear loose jeans, and do not enjoy a particularly rich sex life, regardless of what you might see in porn.
Welcome to Doperland, where everybody turns off their cell phones in the theater, Applebee’s is always empty, people that buy SUVs really do use them for hauling horse trailers over mountain passes every day, and the average penis size makes a porn star seem like he’s got a cocktail weenie between his legs by comparison.
:eek: :eek: :eek: I don’t think that I’d ever be able to show up at work ever again. (Not that I’d have the exact same conversation, being a female, but you know what I mean.)
It was beyond humiliating. I consulted counsel after a while who advised me just to let it go, even though I had a good case, since I would have to rehash this in great detail at any settlement or hearing. The job wasn’t worth that much trouble, so I played along, for the most part, but was soon sacked when sales slumped anyway. To this day, the GM can’t look me in the eye when I stop by to visit with old co-workers.
My question to those unusually well-endowed guys is, can you get it all the way in? How much length can a vagina accomodate? Because from what I’ve seen in, ahem, “adult” films, the huge guys don’t seem to go all the way in.
I don’t bthink you need to “get it all the way in”. You can place some sort of “donut” around the base of the shaft to limit penetration. I understand they manufacture things precisely for this purpose.
Not that I’d need anything like this. I’m sure that’s a good thing, everything considered. But it would make an interesting gift for someone who needs it.
I am not one of those in the “huge” crowd but in my admittedly unscientific and anecdotal polling of my female friends and girlfriends there is a real limit to how much can go “in”. I would guess this varies among women but at some point you bump into their cervix which I am told is uncomfortable to them.
So, at some point more length buys you nothing and indeed is probably a liability. Women have described to me being actually scared by some particularly well-endowed men (scared maybe overstates it, perhaps “worried” is a better word). Those women have told me they prefer girth to length given a preference (barring unusual extremes…still need some decent length).
You don’t. I get about 6, maybe a bit more in and you bump the cervix, which is painful for your partner. Sometimes you can be accommodated by certain angles or positions, but generally you never get all in.
It was a total train wreck from the start. She decided to have the assistant manager talk to me about it, him being male and all, without thinking about the fact that he is flamingly gay. Now we were pretty good friends and basically he brought up the subject, cracked up laughing and was content to let the issue drop. He was also extremely uncomfortable having to talk about something like this in an official capacity, friendly joking aside. However, the GM decided that since I had not “corrected” the issue that it needed to be pursued further. (As if I could DO anything about it.) After poor Tom was forced to have another “chat” with me about the issue, we decided to call HR and complain. HR was mortified but sided with the company for the most part, and I eventually had to discuss the entire thing with them in painful detail. (We actually had to get specific about length thickness etc, and WHY there really was nothing to be done about the “issue”.
I am sorry, but what? HR sided with the GM? How? The whole “avert your eyes” solution was never mentioned to her? Good Lord, any women with those kinds of issues (whatever they are - I can’t even think) shouldn’t be working with men…
I have little problems until I’m with a girl that has a dry vagina. I am 9" erect, which isn’t huge, but pretty big. I don’t wear underwear at all, so that helps. Overall, it’s not too bad.