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Old 09-24-2008, 03:08 AM
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So, what name would you give a Ben & Jerry's ice cream made with human breast milk?

Those who you who follow the antics of those crazy cats over at PETA might have heard that they're asking Ben & Jerry's ice cream to stop using cows' milk, and instead to make ice cream from human breast milk.

PETA News Release

What i wanted to know is whether we could come up with a good name for the new flavor, in the tradition of Ben & Jerry's labelling practices. We have Cherry Garcia, Phish Food, Chubby Hubby, Half Baked, etc. If they decided to take PETA up on its challenge, what would the new ice cream be called.

You can create a name that relies only on the presence of breast milk for its appeal, or you can choose to add other ingrediaents and work them into the name, if you like.

I haven't thought of anything myself yet, and i'm about to go to bed. Hopefully by the time i get up in the morning, some East coast and overseas Dopers will have come up with some good suggestions.

(I didn't put this in the Pit—which is where most PETA-related stuff ends up—and if you want to rant and rail at PETA then please start your own thread. Mods: if you think this should go in the Games Room, feel free to move it)
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Old 09-24-2008, 03:27 AM
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"Witch's teat" sounds appropriate.

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Old 09-24-2008, 04:12 AM
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Titty Fruitti?
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Old 09-24-2008, 04:14 AM
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I wonder if "Tale of Two Titties" would be too long...

or perhaps melon is the best euphemism, since it supposedly tastes like melon juice? Hmm. I would actually try such an ice cream.
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Old 09-24-2008, 04:18 AM
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"Like Mother Used to Make"?
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Old 09-24-2008, 04:21 AM
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Sweet Mammories
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Old 09-24-2008, 04:25 AM
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Momma's Cream Delight.
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Old 09-24-2008, 04:39 AM
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Boobyscotch?
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Old 09-24-2008, 05:02 AM
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Ben & Jerry's Booby Hatch- Double Cream, Real Vanilla, Mother's Milk Icecream with a swirl of Nursery Nuggets and Frumunda Cheesecake.
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Old 09-24-2008, 05:03 AM
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Nipple Ripple
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Old 09-24-2008, 05:44 AM
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Everything I come up with sounds suspiciously like a porn title.
Maybe if they made regional flavours, one could be Breast Western? Ya know, cowgirls instead of cows...

And not to derail the thread, but are those bozos serious? I mean, how are they even thinking B&J's should acquire enough... donations/donors? Will there be machinated milking, or should they do it by hand? Somehow, both seems wrong.
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Old 09-24-2008, 05:53 AM
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Old 09-24-2008, 06:02 AM
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I wonder if "Tale of Two Titties" would be too long...
Shouldn't that be Pail of Two Titties?

Other trendy brands could follow suit - who wouldn't a quick lick of Newman's Humans?

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Old 09-24-2008, 06:30 AM
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PETA Shut Your Festering Gobs You Tits!TM
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Old 09-24-2008, 08:27 AM
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Boob-a-licious.
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Old 09-24-2008, 08:42 AM
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Fixed title and moved thread from IMHO to Cafe Society.
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Old 09-24-2008, 08:42 AM
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D Cup Sup?

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Old 09-24-2008, 08:49 AM
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Old 09-24-2008, 08:51 AM
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Old 09-24-2008, 08:54 AM
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Old 09-24-2008, 08:58 AM
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Fixed title....
Needs a little massaging, but it might work.
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Old 09-24-2008, 08:59 AM
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D Cup Sup?
Maybe D-Cup D-Lite

or

Vanilla Fudge Titty Twister
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Old 09-24-2008, 09:06 AM
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Nipplelodion?
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Old 09-24-2008, 09:08 AM
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Is Mother's Milk too obvious?

I'd like to see it whiskey flavored.
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Old 09-24-2008, 09:13 AM
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Mama Mooey
and its alternative
"dammit I tried breastfeeding and it didn't work for reasons that are none of your bussiness so get the hell off my back formula flavored ice cream"
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Old 09-24-2008, 09:31 AM
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Vanilla Andersen.
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Old 09-24-2008, 09:33 AM
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Suckotash?

Chubblegum?

Lactation Sensation?
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Old 09-24-2008, 09:33 AM
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Tit for Tat

Hooters and the Blowchunks

Luscious Lactation

Mother Jones' Milk

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Old 09-24-2008, 09:35 AM
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I don't know about a name, but I've got an idea for a slogan:
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Because there's a sucker born every minute.
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Old 09-24-2008, 09:38 AM
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"dammit I tried breastfeeding and it didn't work for reasons that are none of your bussiness so get the hell off my back formula flavored ice cream"
I find that one hilarious.
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Old 09-24-2008, 09:47 AM
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I Can't Believe It's Not Mother
ShibbOleth, I applaud you!
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Old 09-24-2008, 10:17 AM
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The radio station here earlier this week noted that some Swiss or English restaurant is serving dishes made with breast milk (I haven't verified if this is true. If it is, their supply problems must be phenomenal), and they solicited names. People came up with


Booby Tuesdays

Bugaboob Creek




Some ice cream names:


Nipplepolitan

Rocky Broad

Sweet Georgia Brown

Express Train

Booberry

Motorboat Wake
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Old 09-24-2008, 10:18 AM
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Thanks for the Mammaries.
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Old 09-24-2008, 10:23 AM
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Ben & Jerry's Booby Hatch- Double Cream, Real Vanilla, Mother's Milk Icecream with a swirl of Nursery Nuggets and Frumunda Cheesecake.
"Nursery Nuggets" does not sound like something I'd want in my ice cream.
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Old 09-24-2008, 10:26 AM
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Snack Tray
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Old 09-24-2008, 10:26 AM
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Old 09-24-2008, 10:30 AM
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Orange Mammalade


Bazooka Bubble Gum

Rosy Ice Cream

Sweater Puppy

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Old 09-24-2008, 10:36 AM
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Aureolé.
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Old 09-24-2008, 10:39 AM
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Chocolate Suckle gives a warm and fuzzy vibe.

Or for a coffee-flavored breast milk treat, there's Human Beans.
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Old 09-24-2008, 10:57 AM
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"Nursery Nuggets" does not sound like something I'd want in my ice cream.
If you think that's bad, I'm guessing you haven't looked up fromunda cheese yet.

My nominations:
Hello Titties
Breast in Show
Hit Me With Your Breast Shot

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Old 09-24-2008, 10:59 AM
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Dos leches cake
Cup of teet
Hurray foremilk
Run and hindmilk
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Old 09-24-2008, 11:05 AM
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Old 09-24-2008, 11:07 AM
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Zürich restaurant not allowed to serve breast milk dishes.

http://www.swissinfo.org/eng/front/B...12344000&ty=st

Now for an ice cream flavor.
Rudie's Tuties
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Old 09-24-2008, 11:23 AM
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Pleasin' Squeezins

Nursin' Person Homemade Clevage Cream

Tot Milk?
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Old 09-24-2008, 11:25 AM
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Thanks for the Mammaries.
Damn you! I was going to post that one.

*sigh* I have nothing else but these are all great names.
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Old 09-24-2008, 11:33 AM
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Will they be selling "My Milkshake Brings The Boys To The Yard" shakes?
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Old 09-24-2008, 11:34 AM
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Aureolé.
Make it coffee and breast milk and call it Cafe Aureolé.
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Old 09-24-2008, 11:35 AM
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Maybe D-Cup D-Lite
Try "Double-D Lite". Rolls off the tongue better.

Or how about "Butter Scotch Nipple"?
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Old 09-24-2008, 11:39 AM
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Butterchest.
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Old 09-24-2008, 11:46 AM
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Make it coffee and breast milk and call it Cafe Aureolé.
From the people who bring you International Delight coffee creamer.
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