So, what name would you give a Ben & Jerry's ice cream made with human breast milk?

[mhendo]

Those who you who follow the antics of those crazy cats over at PETA might have heard that they're asking Ben & Jerry's ice cream to stop using cows' milk, and instead to make ice cream from human breast milk.

PETA News Release

What i wanted to know is whether we could come up with a good name for the new flavor, in the tradition of Ben & Jerry's labelling practices. We have Cherry Garcia, Phish Food, Chubby Hubby, Half Baked, etc. If they decided to take PETA up on its challenge, what would the new ice cream be called.

You can create a name that relies only on the presence of breast milk for its appeal, or you can choose to add other ingrediaents and work them into the name, if you like.

I haven't thought of anything myself yet, and i'm about to go to bed. Hopefully by the time i get up in the morning, some East coast and overseas Dopers will have come up with some good suggestions.

(I didn't put this in the Pit—which is where most PETA-related stuff ends up—and if you want to rant and rail at PETA then please start your own thread. Mods: if you think this should go in the Games Room, feel free to move it)

[Torpor Beast]

"Witch's teat" sounds appropriate.

[Drain Bead]

Titty Fruitti?

[Viridiana]

I wonder if "Tale of Two Titties" would be too long...

or perhaps melon is the best euphemism, since it supposedly tastes like melon juice? Hmm. I would actually try such an ice cream.

[Nametag]

"Like Mother Used to Make"?

[Pixilated]

Sweet Mammories

[ivan astikov]

Momma's Cream Delight.

[SpecialAgentJem]

Boobyscotch?

[devilsknew]

Ben & Jerry's Booby Hatch- Double Cream, Real Vanilla, Mother's Milk Icecream with a swirl of Nursery Nuggets and Frumunda Cheesecake.

[Ximenean]

Nipple Ripple

[Half Man Half Wit]

Everything I come up with sounds suspiciously like a porn title.
Maybe if they made regional flavours, one could be Breast Western? Ya know, cowgirls instead of cows...

And not to derail the thread, but are those bozos serious? I mean, how are they even thinking B&J's should acquire enough... donations/donors? Will there be machinated milking, or should they do it by hand? Somehow, both seems wrong.

[Kalhoun]

Knockers Knuklear

[Tapioca Dextrin]

Originally Posted by Viridiana

I wonder if "Tale of Two Titties" would be too long...

Shouldn't that be Pail of Two Titties?

Other trendy brands could follow suit - who wouldn't a quick lick of Newman's Humans?

[ShibbOleth]

PETA Shut Your Festering Gobs You Tits!^TM

[kittenblue]

Boob-a-licious.

[Czarcasm]

Fixed title and moved thread from IMHO to Cafe Society.

[lieu]

D Cup Sup?

Mary Dairy

[Hampshire]

Grossey de Leche

[lieu]

Areola Cola

[Sapo]

PET-A-tit-a

[Larry Mudd]

Originally Posted by Czarcasm

Fixed title....

Needs a little massaging, but it might work.

[Pithy Moniker]

Originally Posted by lieu

D Cup Sup?

Maybe D-Cup D-Lite

or

Vanilla Fudge Titty Twister
Titstachio

[chacoguy]

Nipplelodion?

[WhyNot]

Is Mother's Milk too obvious?

I'd like to see it whiskey flavored.

[ShelliBean]

Mama Mooey
and its alternative
"dammit I tried breastfeeding and it didn't work for reasons that are none of your bussiness so get the hell off my back formula flavored ice cream"

[First Amongst Daves]

Vanilla Andersen.

[RiverRunner]

Suckotash?

Chubblegum?

Lactation Sensation?

[ShibbOleth]

Tit for Tat

Hooters and the Blowchunks

Luscious Lactation

Mother Jones' Milk

I Can't Believe It's Not Mother

[KneadToKnow]

I don't know about a name, but I've got an idea for a slogan:

Because there's a sucker born every minute.

[Carl Corey]

Originally Posted by ShelliBean

"dammit I tried breastfeeding and it didn't work for reasons that are none of your bussiness so get the hell off my back formula flavored ice cream"

I find that one hilarious.

[bienville]

Originally Posted by ShibbOleth

I Can't Believe It's Not Mother

ShibbOleth, I applaud you!

[CalMeacham]

The radio station here earlier this week noted that some Swiss or English restaurant is serving dishes made with breast milk (I haven't verified if this is true. If it is, their supply problems must be phenomenal), and they solicited names. People came up with


Booby Tuesdays

Bugaboob Creek



Some ice cream names:


Nipplepolitan

Rocky Broad

Sweet Georgia Brown

Express Train

Booberry

Motorboat Wake

[winterhawk11]

Thanks for the Mammaries.

[Balance]

Originally Posted by devilsknew

Ben & Jerry's Booby Hatch- Double Cream, Real Vanilla, Mother's Milk Icecream with a swirl of Nursery Nuggets and Frumunda Cheesecake.

"Nursery Nuggets" does not sound like something I'd want in my ice cream.

[Beware of Doug]

Snack Tray
Great Gazoinks!
Flavor Stacked
C-Cup Crunch
D-Cup Delight
You Big Baby

[Tengu]

Dulce de La Leche League

[CalMeacham]

Orange Mammalade


Bazooka Bubble Gum

Rosy Ice Cream

Sweater Puppy

Chocolate Chip Boobie Dough

[Sigmagirl]

Aureolé.

[Jackmannii]

Chocolate Suckle gives a warm and fuzzy vibe.

Or for a coffee-flavored breast milk treat, there's Human Beans.

[Mahna Mahna]

Originally Posted by Balance

"Nursery Nuggets" does not sound like something I'd want in my ice cream.

If you think that's bad, I'm guessing you haven't looked up fromunda cheese yet.

My nominations:
Hello Titties
Breast in Show
Hit Me With Your Breast Shot

[lunar elf]

Dos leches cake
Cup of teet
Hurray foremilk
Run and hindmilk

[Cervaise]

Braline.

[Harmonious Discord]

Zürich restaurant not allowed to serve breast milk dishes.

http://www.swissinfo.org/eng/front/B...12344000&ty=st

Now for an ice cream flavor.
Rudie's Tuties

[lieu]

Pleasin' Squeezins

Nursin' Person Homemade Clevage Cream

Tot Milk?

[Wile E]

Originally Posted by winterhawk11

Thanks for the Mammaries.

Damn you! I was going to post that one.

*sigh* I have nothing else but these are all great names.

[thwartme]

Will they be selling "My Milkshake Brings The Boys To The Yard" shakes?

[Marley23]

Originally Posted by Sigmagirl

Aureolé.

Make it coffee and breast milk and call it Cafe Aureolé.

[Jayn_Newell]

Originally Posted by Pithy Moniker

Maybe D-Cup D-Lite

Try "Double-D Lite". Rolls off the tongue better.

Or how about "Butter Scotch Nipple"?

[Cervaise]

Butterchest.

[Sigmagirl]

Originally Posted by Marley23

Make it coffee and breast milk and call it Cafe Aureolé.

From the people who bring you International Delight coffee creamer.