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Old 10-28-2008, 04:56 AM
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To Cum like a Geyser...over and over, longer and farther

self-explanatory...for guys...although women invited to join in...

natural and/or cheap ways to do so? exercise more? eat certain foods? drink certain liquids? see certain porn?

(no links to sites with scam products please)
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Old 10-28-2008, 06:40 AM
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Refrain from sex and masturbation for as long as you can.



Works every time, unless your body subverts it with a nocturnal emission.
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Old 10-28-2008, 07:06 AM
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Over and over? Watch it with that thing; I had a guy in my clinic once who was ejaculating blood because of too much practice in raising his kundalini (ifyouknowwotImean). More is not always better.

But for more quantity in a single emission, yeah, stop flogging your log for a few days. Sperm that don't ejaculate are...well, to be honest, no one knows quite where they go. Pamphlets and websites will often describe them being "reabsorbed", and as far as we know they're broken down, but we can't agree on a mechanism by which they're reabsorbed into the body. Some of it is undoubtedly lost to nocturnal emissions, and some of it probably finds its way into the bladder and is excreted with urine. But anecdotal reports from men reveals that the volume of ejaculate is indeed noticeably larger after a period of abstinence from ejaculation.
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Old 10-28-2008, 07:08 AM
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I've noticed that the longer the sexual act (or, uh, masturbational act) lasts, the more volume and the more strength there is behind the, uh, stream.

One time I hit myself in the eye.

(Oh god, why did I just admit that?)
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Old 10-28-2008, 07:18 AM
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" The fine point of seldom pleasure"
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Old 10-28-2008, 07:25 AM
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self-explanatory...for guys...although women invited to join in...

natural and/or cheap ways to do so? exercise more? eat certain foods? drink certain liquids? see certain porn?

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The word is come.

I'll second the advice about abstaining for a while. But now I'm curious -- is this advice for yourself, and if so, why do you want to ejaculate more?
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Old 10-28-2008, 07:30 AM
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Yeah, really, why would you want to? I get those emails daily about increasing the volume and changing the color and texture of my sperm and, really, guys, we're not impressed with that.

As far as I'm concerned, more is just messier.

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Old 10-28-2008, 07:30 AM
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Easy- become a teenager again. I fondly remember the impressive distance that I could fire it across the room. These days, what with my BPH, those days are a long gone.
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Old 10-28-2008, 07:48 AM
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Abstinence is overrated to a certain extent. I find that the viscosity of the ejaculate is such that distance is negatively affected. Quantity, color, and sperm count are high, however, which may be desireable in some situations, like attempting to impregnate or provide what is known in some circles as a "pearl necklace". The old adage "Never give them the first one", may indeed apply to ejaculation distance, however, as the semen is less viscous and, with appropriate quality and duration of stimulation, one may indeed be able to "hit the other wall" with it.
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Old 10-28-2008, 07:51 AM
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One time I hit myself in the eye.
Over the shoulder onto the (unfortunately-easy-to-stain) arm of the sofa I was reclining on at the time. Told anyone who asked later that it was milkshake.

To the OP's question of "farther": you need to do Kegels.
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Old 10-28-2008, 08:55 AM
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There are some humorous stories of personal experiences with those supplements here and here. As far as I can see, the pictures should be safe for work, though perhaps not the language. Note also that I've never taken any of these supplements personally.
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Old 10-28-2008, 09:01 AM
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One time I hit myself in the eye.
OK, Eric Cartman.

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Old 10-28-2008, 09:06 AM
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Question from another confused female....Why would you want to make a bigger wet spot?
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Old 10-28-2008, 09:11 AM
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Question from another confused female....Why would you want to make a bigger wet spot?
FWIW, sometimes it goes other places.
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Old 10-28-2008, 09:16 AM
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Question from another confused female....Why would you want to make a bigger wet spot?
Now this is just me, but the greater the volume and force behind it, the better it feels.
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Old 10-28-2008, 09:18 AM
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Well, if the goal is to orgasm over and over again, rather than to simply ejaculate, I can see the sense in that. And some men using kegel exercises find it possible to prevent ejaculation at the point of orgasm so that they can maintain their erections and have multiple orgasms within a relatively short amount of time.
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Old 10-28-2008, 09:33 AM
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Over the shoulder onto the (unfortunately-easy-to-stain) arm of the sofa I was reclining on at the time.
Past my ear (lying down) to audibly hit the wall at the end of the bed. My wife (who was ... assisting) was impressed. A feat of release never, ever repeated.

For volume, plenty of prior stimulation (but not release) can increase the amount of prostatic fluid. Strong kegels help, but there is also a delicate balance between constriction (for maximum pressure) and not (for maximum flow volumes).

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Old 10-28-2008, 09:37 AM
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...changing the color ...
I've found that mixing the blue, yellow, red and green gels I use on the floodlights is both effective and safe.
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Old 10-28-2008, 09:50 AM
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TMI here...

Once, I was on a cross-country car trip with a girl I was madly in love with, but who, for various reasons, loved me, but not "in that way." I had gone probably 3 weeks without whacking it, and just HAD to, one day.

In the gas station rest room, I think I went OVER the stall door.

And I'm usually a dribbler.

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Old 10-28-2008, 10:15 AM
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A related question: what can I do to change the taste of my ejaculate? I figure if it tasted like, I dunno, chocolate or something, I might be able to renegotiate some things with Mrs. Chef. ;-)
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Old 10-28-2008, 10:22 AM
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Speaking as a guy, I don't understand the appeal of more post-coital drippings either...

Unless you're impressing a chick with a massive money shot on her chest, but I've only had one SO that was into that.
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Old 10-28-2008, 10:24 AM
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Unless you're impressing a chick with a massive money shot on her chest, but I've only had one SO that was into that.
Well, there's always the difference between a snack and a meal to consider.

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A related question: what can I do to change the taste of my ejaculate? I figure if it tasted like, I dunno, chocolate or something, I might be able to renegotiate some things with Mrs. Chef. ;-)
Re: chocolate, Ron White beat you to that one, Troy, sorry.

I've been told by my last two girlfriends that celery makes it sweeter.







In other news, my little backyard garden is now the state of North Carolina's fourth leading provider of celery to grocery stores and farmer's markets.

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Old 10-28-2008, 10:31 AM
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RE: Increasing Volume
I read somewhere ca.1995 that consumption of lettuce would increase the volume of ejaculate. The woman I lived with at the time and I enjoyed a very, very vigorous sexual relationship with each other. We decided to test the veracity of the lettuce claim. I began consuming a head of iceberg lettuce as part of my daily diet. Our pace of sexual activity remained at its existing high rate. Volume of ejaculate did noticeably increase, though it was somewhat thinner in consistency...actually not undesirable when the increased ejaculate is used for "artistic" effect.
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Old 10-28-2008, 10:32 AM
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A related question: what can I do to change the taste of my ejaculate? I figure if it tasted like, I dunno, chocolate or something, I might be able to renegotiate some things with Mrs. Chef. ;-)
Make your little men taste better!

2 gay guys I'm friends with swear up and down that drinking lots of Pineapple Juice is the best way to go.
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Old 10-28-2008, 10:44 AM
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Over the shoulder onto the (unfortunately-easy-to-stain) arm of the sofa I was reclining on at the time. Told anyone who asked later that it was milkshake.
I've hit the ceiling before.

I think part of it is just natural, some guys just seem to have a lot more force behind their ejaculation then others.
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Old 10-28-2008, 10:49 AM
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So a steady diet of lettuce, celery, and pineapple juice will cause an increase in volume and better taste? Hmmm. I think I see the potential for a new fad diet.
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Old 10-28-2008, 11:45 AM
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The (Peter) North Beach Diet
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Old 10-28-2008, 11:49 AM
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The best part is the diet feeds two.
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Old 10-28-2008, 11:50 AM
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I've hit the ceiling before.
That gets both a "mazel tov" and a "me too," but it was while in my loft in college. Since the top of the bed was only about 20 inches from said ceiling, it would really have only been remarkable if I hadn't.
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Old 10-28-2008, 12:28 PM
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I've also heard anecdotally that pineapple juice makes it taste better, but I can neither confirm nor deny such claims.

Abstinence and Kegels are probably your easiest option if you're looking for volume and force. However, in the TMI category, I have in the past injured myself to the point of bleeding as a result of overtaxing my urethra with volume. Trust me, that hurts like a mofo... until it heals which takes a couple days. So be warned.
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Old 10-28-2008, 01:16 PM
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...One time I hit myself in the eye.
See? It's not just a myth!

OK foax, not since I wrapped a wart in duct tape oh so many years ago have I put my body on the line in the endless pursuit of knowledge for this message board. There was that incident with the toy octopus, but I never actually ate it so ....

Therefore, in the interest of science, I shall consume approximately 36 fluid oz. of pineapple juice daily until my next opportunity to consult with my personal sommelier regarding any noticeable effect on boquet and flavor. I hope to report back within the week.
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Old 10-28-2008, 01:22 PM
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Therefore, in the interest of science, I shall consume approximately 36 fluid oz. of pineapple juice daily until my next opportunity to consult with my personal sommelier regarding any noticeable effect on boquet and flavor. I hope to report back within the week.
You are a brave and selfless man, sir! Following the advice in this link Mr Buttons provided, I'd suggest that for maximum semen numminess you should see if you can avoid cauliflower, broccoli and asparagus. And maybe toss in just a pinch of cinnamon?
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Old 10-28-2008, 01:25 PM
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A related question: what can I do to change the taste of my ejaculate? I figure if it tasted like, I dunno, chocolate or something, I might be able to renegotiate some things with Mrs. Chef. ;-)
Stop eating meat (assuming you do). I've never gotten anything conclusive from pineapple juice, but most women notice a difference with vegetarian guys.

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Old 10-28-2008, 02:22 PM
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I've hit the ceiling before.
Oh yeah? Well, I am legally prohibited from living within the landing path at the local airport, lest I bring down a passenger jet with my rocketlike spooge.

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Old 10-28-2008, 02:57 PM
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Ah, a thread after me own heart! Warning, mixed in with the following info is some TMI. I mean cmon, what did you expect?

With that said, having a black belt in Southern Monkey Palm Kung-fu, I will bestow on you some of my secrets to power orgasms.

There are many factors in a mongo spurt. First and simplest is abstinence. IIRC it takes three days for the submarine factory to get fully operational again. The hardest part about this is simply willpower. To become a master at the art of wanking, it takes daily practice. Still, just like a runner who stops exercising two days before the meet and loads up on carbs, if you're truly in it to win it, then taking a break is important.

Next up is the kegel maneuver. It's like the Heimlich maneuver, except Frau Kegel was a lot happier than Frau Heimlich! Seriously though, the difference is instead of clenching your abdomen, you're clenching your pubococcyx muscles. The easiest way to find them is to cut off the flow of pee, preferably when you're in the bathroom. Working these muscles drastically increases strength of orgasm. Better yet, it gives you control over the timing of the orgasm myself. You can work them basically like any other muscle, (well, weight training might prove difficult) If you get good enough at them, you can indeed have dry orgasms. Oh, another benefit is that after a vigorous workout, you can actually cum without touching your penis. Imagine the pleasure faucet being turned on, but at the very end of the hose is a dike, which quickly bursts from the pleasure. The orgasm from this PC-clench orgasm is truly intense.

Third, and this is something I have not seen discussed elsewhere, is proper manipulation of the prostate. Before I go any further, let me say it's not what you think. Despite a few dalliances in my past, anal play is not really my forte. I have discovered a way of manipulating what I believe is the prostate, through the anterior side of the body. For the first time on the SD, I will share this seret with the masses.

First, make an open palm. (See, there's a reason it's called Southern Monkey Palm ). Now, find a spot about 2-3 inches above the PC bone, below the stomach and near the bottom-middle of the bladder. Gently at first, palm facing up and in, push with your fingers in and down. If you're anything like me, you'll know you've hit the general vicinity when you feel a pleasurable sensation. It might take some getting used to. The area of pleasure itself is rather large actually, but seeing as it's inside the body it can be quite surprising to find it. So, once you're there, you want to curl your fingers up and down and massage yourself. Think of it like a modified version of the g-spot massage for women. While the power gained from this is not huge, you should notice a huge difference in how fast you are able to orgasm.

It all comes down to practice really. Once you get good at the above three things, the level of control over one's orgasm is really quite amazing. I can either combine kegels with orgasm-prolongation and have a powerful geyser, or I can ramp up the palm massage and orgasm several times in the course of 5 minutes or so. Oh yeah, the refractory period gets less and less the better you get. While you may soften somewhat, so being with a partner will probably be a little different, the actual orgasms themselves will come (teehee) quite fast. Or I could just be a multi-orgasmic freak. Who knows?

In keeping up with the martial arts analogy, these techniques have not been thoroughly tested in the field. I still need more sparring partners in order to test my skill





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However, in the TMI category, I have in the past injured myself to the point of bleeding as a result of overtaxing my urethra with volume. Trust me, that hurts like a mofo... until it heals which takes a couple days. So be warned.
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Old 10-28-2008, 03:11 PM
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In my excitement, I left out some things in my last post:

One last thing is the psychological faster. When you're waxin' the magic pole, in general the hornier you are, the more you just want to split an orc in two with your thunder hammer, the higher your power level will become. Indeed, some say mine is over 9000.

If you've ever had a hot date which resulted in blue balls, I'd recommend purchasing the goggles on your way home. Of course, they may do nothing.

As for Dread Pirate Jimbo's urethra injury, all I'll say is that's the first I've ever heard of it.
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Old 10-28-2008, 03:16 PM
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Oh yeah? Well, I am legally prohibited from living within the landing path at the local airport, lest I bring down a passenger jet with my rocketlike spooge.

Well I have a summer job as Old Faithful's stunt double. Dehydration's a bitch.
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Old 10-28-2008, 03:40 PM
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I seem to remember reading somewhere that wheat germ increases seminal volume, but a quick search on the internet seems to produce lots of anecdotal evidence each way. Certainly abstinence followed by prolonged arousal has always worked best for me, although I don't remember ever hitting the ceiling.
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Old 10-28-2008, 04:18 PM
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Why should a guy want more come? One word. Bukkake. If he's into this, especially group bukkake with a bunch of men and one woman, he needs a man-size spout to maintain face among his peers.
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Old 10-28-2008, 04:43 PM
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Go look up the blog Christian Sings the Blues. That guy uses Muscle Milk to increase his, although I myself can't vouch for it.
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Old 10-28-2008, 05:19 PM
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Standing up or squatting down real fast works for me.
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Old 10-28-2008, 05:28 PM
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Over the shoulder onto the (unfortunately-easy-to-stain) arm of the sofa I was reclining on at the time. Told anyone who asked later that it was milkshake.

To the OP's question of "farther": you need to do Kegels.
Bet that they knew.
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Old 10-28-2008, 06:32 PM
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As far as I'm concerned, more is just messier.
According to my statistical sample, you're in the minority. Most (not all) women I've known comment on the wide variation in volume produced, and respond enthusiastically to the larger doses.
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Old 10-28-2008, 06:56 PM
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To those still wondering why: more feels better. Much, much better.
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Old 10-28-2008, 09:46 PM
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Yes, Cisco put it well: the more I come, the more instances of pleasure I feel.

As for the mess, I love splurting gob after gob of gooey spooge on my stomach and chest. Fall right to sleep afterward in heavenly bliss, yessiree.

I do know that if I spooge a lot in front of a woman (a willing one) or she makes me spooge a lot, I feel more virile. An old girlfriend used to help me get off while I lay on my back and she'd utter a little squeal of delight whenever I gushed a good one.

And I'm glad to see I'm not the only guy here who takes his masturbation seriously! Don't feel like I'm the only closet perv around here now.
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Old 10-28-2008, 10:12 PM
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The word is come.
Why is this, exactly? It's a slang term for ejaculate/semen/sperm. Accepted slang has definitely become "cum." You can say that it's also come, but we're not checking the OED, here. I, for one, appreciate the distinction between coming somewhere and cumming somewhere. Makes my trips to the store seem less dirty.

In Japan, you don't come, you go. Let's see that get misspelled.
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Old 10-28-2008, 10:27 PM
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Yes, Cisco put it well: the more I come, the more instances of pleasure I feel.

As for the mess, I love splurting gob after gob of gooey spooge on my stomach and chest. Fall right to sleep afterward in heavenly bliss, yessiree.

I do know that if I spooge a lot in front of a woman (a willing one) or she makes me spooge a lot, I feel more virile. An old girlfriend used to help me get off while I lay on my back and she'd utter a little squeal of delight whenever I gushed a good one.

And I'm glad to see I'm not the only guy here who takes his masturbation seriously! Don't feel like I'm the only closet perv around here now.
I'm not down with splooging all over myself.

PERVERt!
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Old 10-28-2008, 10:35 PM
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I'm reminded of this YouTube video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ys2s_OUq7Yg

Not a Rickroll. NSFW, but no age verification required
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Old 10-29-2008, 01:38 AM
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I've hit the ceiling before.

I think part of it is just natural, some guys just seem to have a lot more force behind their ejaculation then others.
I hit the ceiling once, in college. The guy I was with painted a bull's-eye around it. I quickly became the legendary "Bull's-eye guy."
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Old 10-29-2008, 06:42 AM
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I don't recall where I read this, but becoming erect without ejaculating is supposed to stimulate sperm production.
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