INT CABIN LIVING ROOM - DAWN
The room is filled with the trash and human detritus that grows out of a college sorority party; it looks like the violence and death of the previous evening cast only a slight pall over the planned festivities. Someone is snoring, sleeping off a truly epic drinking spree. PLEONAST stands up.
PLEONAST
Has anyone seen bufftabby?
PEDESCRIBE
I haven’t seen her in hours.
PLEONAST
All right, I’ll go look for her.
PEDESCRIBE
Take someone with you.
PLEONAST
No, no. Everyone knows that in a horror movie, the best plan when someone goes missing is to split up and look for them alone. I’ll be right back.
*PLEONAST exits. There is a pause. Suddenly, we hear PLEONAST’S scream, horrified and very loud. The group rises with a start, follows off in the same direction.
Cut to: PLEONAST’s face, still screaming. We see the crowd pile in behind PLEO, who is staring at a horrible sight. On the floor is a bleached pile of bones, still flickering with the white-hot fire that burned its flesh away. We see a small metal symbol of a denominationally nonspecific religion, which has survived the fire, hanging around the skeleton’s neck.*
THING FISH, the Religious Figure Having a Crisis of Faith, a Pro-Town Investigator, has combusted.
PLEONAST screams again, looks up. BUFFTABBY has been transfixed to the wall of the garage, impaled through the chest with a piece of rebar. Her head slumps low. On her forehead is a bright red handprint. Suddenly, she looks up, still pinned to the wall by the rebar.
BUFFTABBY
(Demonically)
I’ll swallow your souls!!! Uh… would somebody let me down?
BUFFTABBY, the Skanky Vampire Demon, a Scum Roleblocker, is about as dead as MACEY.
Horrified, they all stumble out, leaving PLEONAST alone, still staring down at the skeleton that once was THING FISH. After a moment, we hear the sound of guttural laughter from behind PLEO. Cut to black.
PLEONAST, the Sorority Treasurer, a Pro-Town Mason, has met a most heinous end.
Day Two begins now, and will end at exactly 1:00PM on Tuesday, December 30. All Day actions are due by 12:45PM on the same day.
I will need about an hour to get Night PMs out, so please be patient; if you are expecting a PM, one will arrive presently.