Maybe I’m a bad person, but I find it enormously challenging to work up a whole lot of sympathy for people who find the idea of having an ass like Jennifer Lopez so compelling that they are willing to pay some random person $600 to inject industrial silicone mixed up in a Tupperware bowl into their bodies in their own kitchen.
I have the same sympathy I have for all stupid people… I’m mostly sad that you are so stupid. That’s really too bad. Cuz you know, when you’re real stupid like that, you are a lot more likely to die from doing something that a houseplant would find alarming.
I would imagine that if death were considered the expected and acceptable result of doing something stupid, you’d have passed on some time ago – as would most of us.
And in your case, would I be sorry? Probably, but really not all that much.
I return you now to the comfortable perch you have found from which to look down upon someone else. My congratulations for having finally found one.
This looks more like fraud than death by stupidity.
From your link, they thought they were getting cosmetic surgery from a doctor (not a random person) using proper ingredients.
Presumably they had not witnessed the crass preparations in the kitchen.
True enough. God knows how I made it out of my teen years intact. But one must make a distinction between “stupid” and “allowing someone who claims to be a doctor to inject an unknown substance into your ass in her kitchen.” Even as a teenager I knew better than that (which, trust me, is saying something).
I fail to see that those two women did anything so terribly wrong. At absolute worst they made one decision that turned out to be foolish. You seem to think it was opting for the cosmetic surgery at all, or possibly just trusting the wrong doctor. They aren’t serial killers or Fred Phelps. They just made a wrong decision. And you haven’t? Ever?
If you think they deserve little or no regard from others, Stoid, that’s up to you. And reflects harshly on you, btw, not them. You have complained over the span of years about your unsuccessful battle against weight. Pray enlighten everyone if you apply this stringent standard to yourself. If your weight should cause knee problems, hypertension, clogged arteries or–and I hope not–premature death would you deserve little or no compassion from others? After all, it was your decision to eat on the pounds.
This is ugly, Stoid. Those two women aren’t that bad, and you aren’t that great.
What the hell… you’re pitting innocent victims instead of the woman who perpetrated a deadly fraud against them? Sorry but I really don’t even begin to understand the satisfaction you’d derive from such cruel mockery.
My only question is: why does this shit always happen just up the road from me? Is it something in the water down here? If so, I am totally drinking bottled from now on.
(As my friends tell me, “There is a reason Florida is the only state with its own Fark tag.” Sigh.)
I suspect that if the OP were someone less infamous, board-wise, posters would be falling all over themselves to invoke the Darwin Awards and suchlike.
The article cited is more sad than anything. There’s a gallows-humor temptation to snicker, even involunatarily, at people who, say, decide to skateboard off 12 story buildings and such. The wince/laugh is at completely ignoring an entirely predictable outcome.
This one is just way too much of a reach. Nasty thread, and stupid to boot.
