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Old 03-06-2009, 04:33 AM
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The Actor is WAY better looking than the real life person being portrayed in the film

In most cases, except perhaps in the case of a bio-film about someone specifically known for good looks, the actors in bio-films tend to be better looking than the real life people they are portraying. After all, they are actors. It's a self-selecting profession favoring folks who are at least presentable.

So, I'm not looking for a list of actors who are better looking than the person they are portraying. That would cover nearly every actor in every bio-pic ever:
  • Will Smith is better looking than Muhammad Ali, but not by much. Ali was actually a pretty handsome man.
  • Jim Carry is better looking than Andy Kaufman, but really not by much.
These are examples that would NOT COUNT for the purposes of this Thread.

No, what I am looking for is a list of actors who are WAY better looking than the person they are portraying.

Thread inspired by a photo that I saw of Bonnie and Clyde on the front page of USA Today yesterday. I looked at the photo and thought, "Wow, Warren Beatty and Faye Dunaway were SO MUCH better looking than Bonnie and Clyde!".

So, to start the ball rolling, I'll offer:
  • The aformentioned Warren Beatty and Faye Dunaway as being WAY better looking than Bonnie and Clyde.
  • Jeffrey Wright was WAY better looking than Jean-Michel Basquiat.
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Old 03-06-2009, 05:26 AM
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Charlize Theron is WAY better looking than Aileen Wuornos. Probably a bit outside of what you had in mind, I realize, but I'll bet a dollar that's the widest range between homely and jaw droppingly beautiful you're gonna get.
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Old 03-06-2009, 05:38 AM
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I was going to say Russell Crowe as John Nash but it turns out the young John Nash (third picture down) wasn't half bad looking.

I hope I don't offend anyone by saying that I think June Carter Cash, even in youth, was a homely woman on the outside. You certainly couldn't say the same of Reese Witherspoon.
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Old 03-06-2009, 06:29 AM
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Angeline Jolie is far better looking than Christine Collins, the woman she portrayed in Changeling. I found Angie's huge, bright red lips quite distracting in that movie, I have to say.
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Old 03-06-2009, 06:43 AM
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Charlize Theron is WAY better looking than Aileen Wuornos. Probably a bit outside of what you had in mind, I realize, but I'll bet a dollar that's the widest range between homely and jaw droppingly beautiful you're gonna get.
Similarly, Nicole Kidman vs Virginia Woolf. They did a good job of uglifying Nicole.

I am quite shocked that the proposed movie of Shantaram is to star Johnny Depp as Gregory david Roberts, particularly as part of his emotional journey in the book is based on the fact that he is "an ugly man".
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Old 03-06-2009, 07:30 AM
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Garbo - Queen Christina
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Old 03-06-2009, 07:33 AM
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Natalie Portman portrayed Anne Frank on Broadway.
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Old 03-06-2009, 08:37 AM
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Robert Walker played Jerome Kern.

Daniel Hugh Kelly played Steven Sohmer, then-husband of soap star Deidre Hall, in a biopic he produced on Hall.
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Old 03-06-2009, 08:49 AM
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Salma Hayek.
Frida Kahlo.

Kahlo wasn't hideous. But Hayyyyyyek.
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Old 03-06-2009, 08:58 AM
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Denzel Washington is much better looking than Frank Lucas
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Old 03-06-2009, 09:04 AM
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George Hamilton as Evel Kneivel
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Old 03-06-2009, 09:06 AM
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Mark Harmon is much better looking than Ted Bundy
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Old 03-06-2009, 09:09 AM
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Julia Roberts is way better-looking than Erin Brockovich.

Oh, and Bob Woodward didn't look anything like Robert Redford.
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Old 03-06-2009, 09:10 AM
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Ray Liotta looks much better than Henry Hill in Goodfellas.
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Old 03-06-2009, 09:12 AM
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Ray Liotta looks much better than Henry Hill in Goodfellas.
Similarly, Lorraine Bracco looked better than Hill's actual wife, Karen.
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Old 03-06-2009, 09:14 AM
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Natalie Portman portrayed Anne Frank on Broadway.
Anne Frank was cute as hell. You have to remember that, in the pictures which commonly circulate around, she was on a starvation diet.
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Old 03-06-2009, 09:16 AM
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James Caan was waaaay better looking than songwriter/impresario Billy Rose, whom he played in "Funny Lady."

Julie Andrews was FAR prettier and more feminine than the real Maria von Trapp.
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Old 03-06-2009, 09:19 AM
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Gary Cooper. Alvin York.

Brad Pitt. Jesse James.
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Old 03-06-2009, 09:20 AM
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Emily Blunt as young Queen Victoria.
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Old 03-06-2009, 09:35 AM
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Greer Garson was a lot better looking than Marie Curie.
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Old 03-06-2009, 09:49 AM
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I don't know about the example in the OP. In the pictures I saw Bonnie was very cute and I never thought Faye Dunaway was that attractive. The real Bonnie Parker was 4-11 and about 90lbs.
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Old 03-06-2009, 10:02 AM
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[*]The aformentioned Warren Beatty and Faye Dunaway as being WAY better looking than Bonnie and Clyde.
I dunno. Bonnie Parker was a pretty attractive woman. So was Faye Dunaway, of course, but I don't know if I'd say she's way better looking than Bonnie Parker.
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Old 03-06-2009, 10:09 AM
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Not a film but

John O'Hurley as J. Peterman
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Old 03-06-2009, 10:17 AM
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In Band of Brothers Babe Heffron is played by Robin Laing. IRL Heffron is something like 5-3 and a bit troll-like. Robin Laing is over six feet tall and looks nothing like a troll.
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Old 03-06-2009, 10:27 AM
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Greer Garson was a lot better looking than Marie Curie.
As was Odile Le Clezio.
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Old 03-06-2009, 10:36 AM
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Anthony Hopkins/Richard Nixon.
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Old 03-06-2009, 10:39 AM
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Kevin Costner in JFK and the real Jim Garrison
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Old 03-06-2009, 10:45 AM
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John Hurt vs John Merrick in The Elephant Man

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no contest !
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Old 03-06-2009, 10:49 AM
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Cleopatra is a famous example of this. Here's some of the actresses who've protrayed here: Elizabeth Taylor, Claudette Colbert, Lyndsey Marshal, Theda Bara, and Lilly Langtry. And here's an Egyptian coin from Cleopatra's lifetime that shows what she actually looked like.
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Old 03-06-2009, 10:52 AM
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John Hurt vs John Merrick in The Elephant Man

No pics needed !

no contest !
Well, I saw this image of what John Merrick might have looked like without his condition. I think that guy is a lot better looking than John Hurt.
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Old 03-06-2009, 10:54 AM
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James Brolin / Pee Wee Herman

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Old 03-06-2009, 11:42 AM
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Ha! I actually didn't know what you meant by that until I clicked the link. Great movie within a movie.
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Old 03-06-2009, 12:07 PM
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King Mongkut was not bad looking, but Rex Harrison, Yul Brynner and Chow Yun Fat were more handsome.

Anna Leonowens was not bad looking, but Irene Dunn, Deborah Kerr and Jodie Foster were more beautiful.
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Old 03-06-2009, 12:20 PM
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Mark Harmon is much better looking than Ted Bundy
They are/were both blandly good-looking men. You're comparing an actor's professional headshot to a journalistic photo taken at a criminal proceeding.
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Old 03-06-2009, 12:25 PM
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Everyone in A Perfect Storm, but especially Diane Lane. Of course, she's prettier than just about anyone.
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Old 03-06-2009, 01:06 PM
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Pancho Barnes ran the saloon where the pilots used to hang out at Edwards Air Force Base. She was described in The Right Stuff as somewhat unattractive. So when a TV movie was made about her life, the casting choice was obvious: Valerie Bertinelli.

I disagree on the Julia Roberts/Erin Brokovich one.
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Old 03-06-2009, 01:18 PM
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I disagree on the Julia Roberts/Erin Brokovich one.
So do I. The only problem with Julia Roberts in the role is the fact that Brokovich looks more like Meg Ryan than her.
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Old 03-06-2009, 01:23 PM
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Antonio Banderas as Pancho Villa / Pancho Villa
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Old 03-06-2009, 01:37 PM
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Ray Liotta looks much better than Henry Hill in Goodfellas.
Oh my yes. Ray Liotta and Henry Hill

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Old 03-06-2009, 01:43 PM
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I just learned of this last week on the Dope:

Thomas Kinkade was played by Jared Padalecki.

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Old 03-06-2009, 01:49 PM
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I ran across a neat website with photos of actors and the real persons they portrayed: Reel Faces.
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Old 03-06-2009, 03:05 PM
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Johnny Depp played George Jung/ in Blow and at the end of the movie there is a photo of the real George Jung and it is quite horrifying.
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Old 03-06-2009, 03:06 PM
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How about Jonathan Rhys Meyers as Henry VIII?

Actually any modern actor is going to have much better teeth and skin than any historical figure prior to the twentieth century.
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Old 03-06-2009, 03:18 PM
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Joaquin Phoenix (pre-beard)/ Johnny Cash
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Old 03-06-2009, 03:39 PM
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Anne Hathaway as Jane Austen
This one is particularly daft since Jane Austen's art was largely based on the difficult choices women in her society had to make when they couldn't get by on their looks.
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Old 03-06-2009, 03:56 PM
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Paul Newman

Kris Kristofferson

Emilio Estevez

Val Kilmer

Heck, probably even Michael J. Pollard

and just about anyone else who has played Billy the Kid.

William Bonney was not a real looker.

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Old 03-06-2009, 04:13 PM
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The young Henry VIII was actually famous for his good looks and athleticism. My problem with casting JRM is that Henry VIII was tall and imposing even before his massive weight gain. There's no disguising the fact that RhysMyers is a puny sort.

Maria Doyle Kennedy, however, was much prettier than Catherine of Aragon. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Catherine_aragon.jpg

Also, Angelina Jolie as Mariane Pearl, the wife of the slain WSJ reporter, Daniel Pearl. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Marianne_Pearl.jpg

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Old 03-06-2009, 04:17 PM
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I mentioned this in another thread: Robert Redford was far too handsome to play John Dortmunder in The Hot Rock.

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Old 03-06-2009, 04:27 PM
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So far, IMHO, Garbo as Queen Christina wins the thread. And that's without considering the fact that the painting was undoubtedly intended to flatter Queen Christina. I've seen better-looking basset hounds.
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Old 03-06-2009, 04:39 PM
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Johnny Depp plays John Dillinger in a movie that's coming out soon.

Joseph Fiennes was a pretty idealized representation of William Shakespeare.
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