Pissed off? Tired of all the passionless losers on this MB? This one's for you!

I, for one am pissed off at all the pathetic little cumstains that are wasting my time whining about their stupid, mundane, trivial, inconsequential lives! This pantystain here, for example, wasted a good 30 seconds of my time.

To the OP in the other thread: Look here puckermuncher, why don’t you post this kind of drivel on LJ or maybe find another board where people might actually care about your opinions! Nobody here gives a shit about this (obviously, jeez, do I really have to spell this out?). We have worked hard around here and finally gotten rid of all those bad apples (BTW, weren’t you leaving?) that made ignorance fighting unpleasant and what do you do? You come in here and criticize the LOVE! Well, I for one am not going to stand some deep-throating quadruped dissing my homies! Bite ME!

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Wow.
Good one.

As the kids say, cool story, bro.

I love you, motherfucker.

I don’t think it’s been clearly established that anyone has ever let Giraffe into their panties, so by definition he can’t be a pantystain.

I sniffed a girl’s bra once at a concert before her boyfriend yelled at me and I ran away, does that count?

Panties can be stained from the outside, too.

No you didn’t.

::hangs head in shame::

You almost had us until you pretended you’d been to a concert.

Oh yes he did.

She was from Canada. You wouldn’t know her.

Why does mediocrity feel the need to drag everyone else down? Fuck your “pleasant”. You going to put some undesirables in ovens next? And yeah, that was a nazi reference, so I’ll take a clue from your team and declare this thread closed.
(Though admittedly I can’t tell if you’re serious or writing a brilliant parody of the kind of person who sucks at posting, so if you were joking, consider it a whoosh.)

Groovy.

Jesus, man, have you been drinking?

No, but I have. Start with a lil nip of sherry to baste the undesirables that I’ve got in the oven. End with a big nip of sherry for the cook. Baking undesirables is thirsty work it is.

This looks legit.

I’ve got $20 on “paint thinner.”

What the hell is “MPSIMS”?

It puts the sherry on its skin or it goes into the oven again.