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Old 01-09-2010, 06:54 PM
Alice The Goon Alice The Goon is offline
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What Type Are You?

Literally!

This website asks you four questions, in an amusing way I might add, and determines your typeface. I am Cooper Black Italic- something about being comfortable with my love handles! I like it- as the guy says, it's all gentle curves and no sharpness. It's nice. The password is character.

What font are you?
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Old 01-09-2010, 07:14 PM
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Dot effing Matrix?

I don't think so.
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Old 01-09-2010, 07:15 PM
Alice The Goon Alice The Goon is offline
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Dot effing Matrix?

I don't think so.


I can actually see that... just kidding. Did the description fit you?
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Old 01-09-2010, 07:17 PM
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Yes, actually. Not too far off.
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Old 01-09-2010, 07:33 PM
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Plastica -- hmmm. Not really my type.
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Old 01-09-2010, 07:44 PM
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Archer Hairline - outwardly composed, with small outbreaks of emotions and elegance.

Although, when I look at the actual font I go "ugh"
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Old 01-09-2010, 07:46 PM
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I am Cooper Black Italic- something about being comfortable with my love handles! I like it- as the guy says, it's all gentle curves and no sharpness. It's nice.
Me too — although I think it's a bit of a dated looking font but still the sentiments are nice.
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Old 01-09-2010, 07:46 PM
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Universal (eg boring).

Can't say I'm too happy about this. Damn virtual psychologists think they know everything!
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Old 01-09-2010, 08:07 PM
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Universal (eg boring).

Can't say I'm too happy about this. Damn virtual psychologists think they know everything!
Also Universal. I don't particularly like that font.
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Old 01-09-2010, 08:13 PM
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I don't wanna turn my speakers on.

Guess I'll never know.
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Old 01-09-2010, 08:18 PM
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I am also Universal, and I also don't like that typeface. I also don't like this test - four questions taking 15 minutes, waiting for dude's crotch to get around to them already? Just let me read and click, please.
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Old 01-09-2010, 08:19 PM
Alice The Goon Alice The Goon is offline
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Sorry- it didn't take that long for me. I found the guy pretty neat, especially if you make him wait for an answer.
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Old 01-09-2010, 08:19 PM
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I keel getting "incorrect password"

what gives?
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Old 01-09-2010, 08:20 PM
Alice The Goon Alice The Goon is offline
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I keel getting "incorrect password"

what gives?
Are you typing in character?
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Old 01-09-2010, 08:21 PM
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Are you typing in character?
i dont understand...
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Old 01-09-2010, 08:22 PM
Alice The Goon Alice The Goon is offline
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The word 'character' is the password.
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Old 01-09-2010, 08:24 PM
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Jeez people. If you can't figure that out, I'm expecting you guys to get wingdings or something.
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Old 01-09-2010, 08:47 PM
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Did you notice the hand on the shelf behind him is flipping you the bird. Or maybe it was just me.......
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Old 01-09-2010, 09:10 PM
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Perpetua Titling Light. It looks like an eye chart.
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Old 01-09-2010, 09:13 PM
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Old 01-09-2010, 09:46 PM
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Jeez people. If you can't figure that out, I'm expecting you guys to get wingdings or something.
How are you supposed to know that?

After I put that in I get "you have answered these questions before". I don't get it.
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Old 01-09-2010, 09:47 PM
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Perpetua Titling Light. It looks like an eye chart.
Same here.
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Old 01-09-2010, 10:27 PM
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How are you supposed to know that?
Because the OP said the password in the OP itself and twice more afterwards? I'm talking about people not understanding what the password was, I have no idea what you're talking about though.
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Old 01-09-2010, 10:38 PM
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Another Universal here. I actually love that typeface, very bauhaus. And the description fit, vaguely, just like any of these sorts of things.
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Old 01-09-2010, 11:21 PM
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Baskerville italic, and did the sound add anything? Cause I don't have sound...
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Old 01-09-2010, 11:22 PM
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Courier.
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Old 01-09-2010, 11:22 PM
NinetyWt NinetyWt is offline
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Because the OP said the password in the OP itself and twice more afterwards?
D'oh

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I have no idea what you're talking about though.
Evidently I don't either. That's what I get for trying to do too many things at once.
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Old 01-09-2010, 11:30 PM
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I'm Bifur. I sense that I might not belong at the SDMB. I'm an only child and an orphan <sniff>
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Old 01-09-2010, 11:42 PM
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I am Marina Script. I believe in courtship, or something...

(I said I was disciplined for the last question. I would not normally call myself that, but he gave the example of saving the best chocolate in the box for last, and I always do that...)
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Old 01-10-2010, 12:06 AM
Rhythmdvl Rhythmdvl is offline
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New Alphabet? WTF was that?

Anyone know why there's a password on it? To prevent hotlinking or something?
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Old 01-10-2010, 01:41 AM
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Archer Hairline. I'm all modern and stuff.
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Old 01-10-2010, 02:08 AM
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Archer Hairline -- I'm modern, and yet outwardly composed, with small outbreaks of emotions and elegance.

Wow. Didn't they nail me! Snort.

Actually, I love this font and have written my numbers this way for years. I need to find a copy of the font. I've never seen it before. It looks sort of Art Deco.
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Old 01-10-2010, 03:05 AM
Lynn Bodoni Lynn Bodoni is offline
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I'm Courier. And that test is defective, because it doesn't have Bodoni.
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Old 01-10-2010, 03:07 AM
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I'm Bifur. I sense that I might not belong at the SDMB. I'm an only child and an orphan <sniff>
I am Birfur as well. I am forthright and one of the things I am forthright about is how many subtle and gentle ways there is to my forthrightness.

K.
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Old 01-10-2010, 03:43 AM
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Did you notice the hand on the shelf behind him is flipping you the bird. Or maybe it was just me.......
I saw it too. And I was wondering what the writing on the statue base was - 'cos it looked like it might be "inappropriate" too...

Last edited by Shadow21; 01-10-2010 at 03:44 AM. Reason: It's late, I can't spell
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Old 01-10-2010, 04:06 AM
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Bifur
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Old 01-10-2010, 04:28 AM
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I'm another Universal. I actually rather like that font. Especially compared to some of the others (geez - Courier? What's psychologist-speak for "I'm about to tell you you have no character at all" - sorry Lynn )

Anyway, the interesting thing was, I looked down the list of typefaces, and thought to myself "Baskerville Italic is nice. I wonder what personality type you have to be to be Baskerville Italic?"

It turns out you have to be just like Universal, except the one question I was unsure about (progressive vs traditional) I should have answered the other way.

So maybe there is something in it after all!

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Old 01-10-2010, 05:47 AM
PookahMacPhellimey PookahMacPhellimey is offline
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Marina Script as well.

BTW, what accent is he speaking in?
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Old 01-10-2010, 06:29 AM
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Lettres Ornées.

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Old 01-10-2010, 06:30 AM
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Fake accent, is my guess.

I am Cooper Black Italic, too. I thought the test itself was a hoot. "Come on, come on!"
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Old 01-10-2010, 09:57 AM
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New Alphabet, he says. But it's a horrible font.

If he had said Comic Sans, I'd have contemplated suicide.

There are only four yes-no questions, so there can only be 16 different types of people.
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Old 01-10-2010, 10:49 AM
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After I put that in I get "you have answered these questions before". I don't get it.
I think that means someone's already done the test using your same First/Last name. Just change it a little (or a lot, doesn't really matter) and try again.
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Old 01-10-2010, 11:00 AM
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Van Doesburg = obsessively fair-minded and belief in absolute equality, apparently!
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Old 01-10-2010, 11:05 AM
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Another Universal here. Disappointed that Lucida Sans Unicode Italic isn't an option.
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Old 01-10-2010, 11:07 AM
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I'm another Baskerville Italic. I used to work as a graphic artist and that font family was one of my favorites - elegant and very readable.
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Old 01-10-2010, 11:08 AM
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It says I'm "Plastica," which is bullshit because I hate art deco, and apparently it doesn't exist.

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Old 01-10-2010, 11:11 AM
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New Alphabet. Hate it, hate it, HATE IT!!!

I wanna be Bifur. I have actually used Bifur, and that's what I really am.
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Old 01-10-2010, 01:03 PM
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I'm Bifur. I sense that I might not belong at the SDMB. I'm an only child and an orphan <sniff>
Me too, we can form a support group.

Last edited by Attack from the 3rd dimension; 01-10-2010 at 01:03 PM. Reason: Bifur, that is.
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Old 01-10-2010, 01:38 PM
Brown Eyed Girl Brown Eyed Girl is offline
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Literally!

This website asks you four questions, in an amusing way I might add, and determines your typeface. I am Cooper Black Italic- something about being comfortable with my love handles! I like it- as the guy says, it's all gentle curves and no sharpness. It's nice. The password is character.

What font are you?
Me, too! Emotional, assertive, progressive, relaxed.
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Old 01-10-2010, 01:50 PM
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Van Doesburg = obsessively fair-minded and belief in absolute equality, apparently!
Same here! Go us!!
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