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Old 03-12-2010, 12:25 PM
Ronald C. Semone Ronald C. Semone is offline
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National Oral Sex Day

Now that National Pi/Pie Day, March 14 (3/14), is almost here, is it too early to lobby for making June 9 (6/9) National Oral Sex Day?

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Old 03-12-2010, 12:37 PM
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Why not make every day National Oral Sex Day?




I'm kayaker, and I approve of this message
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Old 03-12-2010, 12:40 PM
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What happens on September 6 (9/6)? Do we switch positions?
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Old 03-12-2010, 01:27 PM
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"Why is 77 better than 69?"
"Because you get 8 (ate) more!"

So I'll celebrate on July 7.
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Old 03-12-2010, 01:28 PM
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And if you can't wait until June, there's the 8th of May.
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Old 03-12-2010, 02:35 PM
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Actually, I thought March 14 is Steak and BJ Day.
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Old 03-12-2010, 02:42 PM
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What happens on September 6 (9/6)? Do we switch positions?
No, you roll over and shit in each other's hair.
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Old 03-12-2010, 02:48 PM
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No, you roll over and shit in each other's hair.
I don't wait for September to do that.
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Old 03-12-2010, 02:59 PM
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I'm preferential to the First of May, myself.
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Old 03-12-2010, 04:02 PM
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You're too late for March 10. That is Julian day 69. I suppose that day gets messed up by leap years.

We...er...celebrated anyway.
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Old 03-12-2010, 05:00 PM
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SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, Don't be so loud, I've got my wife convinced it's everyday.
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Old 03-12-2010, 06:02 PM
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Actually, I thought March 14 is Steak and BJ Day.
This.
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Old 03-12-2010, 07:48 PM
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June 9. Got it. It's on my calendar, and I promise to do my part!
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Old 03-12-2010, 11:14 PM
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Actually, I thought March 14 is Steak and BJ Day.
I suppose we could merge the two days and make it Steak & Kidney Pi and BJ day.
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Old 03-14-2010, 07:33 PM
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[unwanted mental images]

That's my younger brother's birthday.

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