The Bizarro Board

[Trion]

About This Message Board

• Me Am Have Bad Idea For The Board
• This Am No Test. This Important Announcement
• Should Combine General Questions and The Pit. Make One Big Forum.

Comments On Bizarro Cecil's Columns

• Me Am Finding An Actual Fact In Bizarro Cecil's Column. For Shame!
• Real Millennium Am Starting On July 17, 2019
• What 3 Words Am Ending In -xjp?
• Slug's Photos Am Very Pretty

Comments On Staff Reports

• That Am No Urban Legend. That Am Not Happen To Me!
• Guest Contributor Am So Stupid. Good For Him.
• About Music Lyrics Me Understand Completely

General Questions

• Why Am We Parking On Parkway And Driving On Driveway? That Just Wrong!!
• Me Am Wanting To Get More Telephone Solicitor Calls. How?
• Help Me Corrupt Me System Files Please.

Great Debates

• More Proof Am Found For Creationism
• Why We Need Guns? Bizarro Am Strong!
• Why Soldiers Am Required To Have Gay Sex In Army.

In My Humble Opinion

• Which Member of Justice League Am You Being Most Celibate With?
• Bizarro vs. Everyone. Me Am Win!!
• Best Movie You Am Never Seen.

Bizarre Important Stuff I Must Share

• Me Am Need No Help With Life. Your Advice Please.
• Me Am Have 1000 Posts. Time For Quiet Reflection.
• Help Me Welcome A New Troll.
• Me Am Coming To Pheonix. Let's All Avoid Each Other.

The BBQ Pit

• David Bizarro Am Almost Banned. Him No Troll!!
• Bizarro bj0rn Am Posting Eloquent Rational Stuff. Cut It Out!
• Me Am Thinking Moderators Are Fair.

[Wonko The Sane]

Ding!

I'd like to buy a clue.

Please help.

Or...

Say what!?!?!?!?!!

[Damhna]

Now Wonko..

Easy on the Sarcasm

[Munch]

Wonko, trion is referencing Bizarro Superman as seen on SuperFriends. He lives in an alternate universe where everything is backwards.

For instance, on the Bizarro Straight Dope Message Board, some moderators would be:

Jack Dean Tyler
He Who Shall Not Be Named

I imagine Wildest Bill would be the resident Great Debates expert (no offense Bill). I suppose that I would be a poster of actual thought and concrete contributions as well.

[Wonko The Sane]

Thank you connor- I got the bizarro reference, but for some reason, I forgot that he talked like that.

<Bizarro>
Please carry on- me quite insane.
Me back later with serious, meaningful and not at all silly posts.
</Bizarro>

How'd I do?

[Wolverine]

How short me contradict meself until me make no sense any shorter?

(You are a great audience.) Me am not the worst individual.

[Alonist]

ONLY BIZARRO WORD ENDING IN -XJP AM:
DTJ-XJP.
OQ-XJP.
YMNTM-XJP.
NO THREE WORD END IN -XJP.IT TRICK QUESTION.