This am not Bizarro thread. No big secrets inside.

Me am Bizarro fENRIS. Reel Fenris is here

Me am imperfekt duplikate of reel Fenris. Me am do things backwards from him like Bizarro Kode sez!

Bizarro Kode:
Us do oposite of all earthly things!
Us hate beauty! Us love ugliness!
Is big crime to make anything perfekt in Bizarro thread!

Me am hoping that many Bizarro posters Me hate not show up: WRING, MAGDALENE, sCYLLA, aRDEN rANGER and many many less.

Me am have [sub]big[/sub] secret for you. Me am tell you.
Me sing: alalalalalalalalalal AlalalaL!
Oh. You want know big secret? It am NOT at bottom of post!

Really. It am not here.

Really!

here am big secret:

Me like beans.

Bizarro fENRIS

mE waSn"t hear.

mY So & mE dint do an InteNashunal punfeSt in reel tIme.

&, mE duzint rike FeNriz :smiley: (this is not a smiley)

You am NOT funny!

Me not laff AT ALL!

You keep bad work up!

In Bizarro thread, Bizarro mods silly and mean. Mods want many many people like very smart people like the people who believe in magic rings that make them live long to come and join thread! Also circumcisions.

Bizarro mods want fun, good convers…konfersat…talk…stopped and want only drivel. And they want crossposted off-topik threads.

This am because Bizarro-Mods know Bizarro codes. A few Bizarro Mods are: Nephew Teetotaler, Hotice, Piccillo Amature. Bizarro Cecil is world’s dumbest man, so we all hate him and elect him king!

These am important facts!

Bizarro fENRIS

Hey, this am MPSIMS! This place only for IMPORTANT STUFF! Silly unimportant stuff like this belong in GD! Bizarro fENRIS am putting thread in wrong place! Hooray for Bizarro fENRIS!

Once, Bizarro Lynn banned me for liking chocolate, but am now okay: Bizarro mods tell me, come back as sock puppet! Sock puppets am very welcome here!

aRDEN nOt sHow uP jUst tO spiTe Bizarro fENRIS

[sup]this not like talking to zATHRUS[/sup]

Where’s my Blue Kryptonite?

bIZARRo pERsEPHONE HAteS aRDEN AND heR gratuITouS BOOb FLASHing. tHINkS jESUS is DA MAN. gOEs TO CHUrch EVERy sUNdaY AND wedNESDAy. fAVORite SONG IS “mACARthUR pARK.”
fENRIS funNY, BUT sCYLLa FUNNIER.

crismas chear
now am hear
exkuze me wile me skrach my ear
me want to give you seasons greetings
afterwurds me give you BEATINGS!

Blue Kryptonite makes me D.E.D. Ded!

Me love Blue Kryptonite!

mE Very LITTLE BOY.

Bizarro ultrafilter am not posting because him does not want to see new posts to this thread. Bizarro fENRIS am very bad man for not starting this thread!

bIZARRO MOBO*% NOT VERY SMART> mE KNOW NOTHING ABOUT NOTHING> mE CAN SPELL GOOD< BUT THAT IT> mE EAT kRYPTONYTE FOR BREAKFAST_WHEN ME DID ONCE< ME DIED> mE HAVE @ LIVES< LIKE DOG>

?huh? I’m going back top my thread befoe I pass out…,