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[li]Me Am Have Bad Idea For The Board[/li][li]This Am No Test. This Important Announcement[/li][li]Should Combine General Questions and The Pit. Make One Big Forum.[/li][/ul]
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[li]Which Member of Justice League Am You Being Most Celibate With?[/li][li]Bizarro vs. Everyone. Me Am Win!![/li][li]Best Movie You Am Never Seen.[/li][/ul]
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[li]David Bizarro Am Almost Banned. Him No Troll!![/li][li]Bizarro bj0rn Am Posting Eloquent Rational Stuff. Cut It Out![/li][li]Me Am Thinking Moderators Are Fair.[/li][/ul]