Diet Coke with Bacon.

Whoa. 2 of my favorite things in one can.

http://bacontoday.com/bacon-flavored-diet-coke/

Damnit it’s a fake!
Dammit dammit dammit dammit! Damn you all to hell!

Diet Coke with Bacon is part of a test range of new flavors for Coca-Cola. After observing customers at a self-serve test Coca-Cola fountain β€” where Diet Coke with Bacon was the clear favorite β€” the company decided to test market the product in Los Angeles. Um, yum?
http://www.zimbio.com/Coca-Cola/articles/74/oddly+enough+bacon+flavored+diet+coke

Jones Soda to the rescue!