My master has vastly overestimated his need and has stolen far more souls than he can comfortably consume in three ages. He’s set aside his own supply and I am under orders to liquidate the remaining inventory–EVERYTHING must go!
I have old souls, young souls, famous souls and souls of the broken, the beaten and The Damned (yes, even Captain Sensible!). Chances are if you’ve heard of them, I have them. Master has a notable preference for the especially devout & humble as they are naturally naive and sweet upon his palate, you won’t have heard of anyone on his plate.
Taking bids now! Please pay in suffering and humiliation at the time of exchange. Thank you.
I find the poster’s name/topic combination to be somewhat funny, if in a roundabout way.
Inigo Montoya is the name of the guy from The Princess Bride that was played by Mandy Pantinkin, who starred in Dead Like Me wherein he played a Reaper who collected people’s souls before they die.
The problem with a pre-owned soul is that you’ve no idea what the previous owner may have done with it. “Re-conditioned” or “re-furbished”? Don’t spend the money, even if you get it right from the dealership.
Is there some sort of group rate/package deal on pagan babies? Back when I was in (Catholic) grade school I think the rate was like a dollar a dozen but I figure there’s been lots of inflation adjustments over the years.