Boycott American Women

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BOYCOTT AMERICAN WOMEN
Why American men should boycott American women

I am an American man, and I have decided to boycott American women. In a nutshell, American women are the most likely to cheat on you, to divorce you, to get fat, to steal half of your money in the divorce courts, don’t know how to cook or clean, don’t want to have children, etc. Therefore, what intelligent man would want to get involved with American women?

American women are generally immature, selfish, extremely arrogant and self-centered, mentally unstable, irresponsible, and highly unchaste. The behavior of most American women is utterly disgusting, to say the least.

This blog is my attempt to explain why I feel American women are inferior to foreign women (non-American women), and why American men should boycott American women, and date/marry only foreign (non-American) women.

BOYCOTT AMERICAN WOMEN!

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I thought Dopers might have some fun with this misogynist, prejudiced piece of spam. (I’ve eliminated the links to the guy’s site.) So I’ve banned the OP but placed this thread in the Pit.

It’s almost too bad Le Jacquelope isn’t here to respond to this guy, isn’t it?

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I kinda like some of the highly unchaste ones, truth be told. An even the chaste ones are ok.

Never dated a non-American though…so I can’t compare.

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In response to the OP, I offer up my opinion: No thanks.

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American women don’t know their place!

How’bout putting the links back in, might be good for a chuckle.

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I don’t need their war machines, I don’t need their ghetto scenes.

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Go for it, buddy!
Your boycott of American women seems entirely win-win to me!

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Colored lights can hypnotize, sparkle someone else’s eyes!

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I dunno’. I dated and Australian chick once. She was hot, but totally crazy and had a bunch of issues. But totally hot.

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Is it OK for Canadian women to date foreign (American) men?

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I just wanted to take a moment to apologize to all of the “foreign (non-American)” women out there for exporting this guy on the “foreign (non-American)” masses.

Sorry 'bout that.

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This is at least the second time round for this chappie.

I’ve dated two American women. They were sluts.

:smiley:

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I wish the OP had not been banned; I’m curious as to his view on Russian women.

On one hand, they can be quite attractive, and have their green cards held over their heads to keep them in line. I wouldn’t be surprised if they were quite inexpensive, too. On the other hand, they could be secret Communists.

What, oh what, is an American man to do?

PS – where can I find me some highly unchaste American women?

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No.

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So… It’s OK to pit banned people now?
/buzzkill.

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Sometimes Marley likes to leave a spam thread open for comedic value. It would likely not be done for a long time poster, but this guy was just a driveby spammer. Given the uber macho username, and rant against women, I’d guessing the guy has a smaller than normal penis and little opportunity to use same for multi-party recreational purposes.

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If chaste women weren’t chased by men, they wouldn’t be unchaste. :wink:

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This link is appropriate:

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That doesn’t seem like something Rambo would say.

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I was worried there for a bit. I was afraid I too would have to give up American women to show solidarity with my fellow male comrades.

Then I realized we have an illegal mexican maid. So I can safely dump the SO, start porking the help, and also stop paying her since we are now a couple. Its a win, win, win. La Cervesas for everyone!