…why? Is there a particular reason why you refuse (or hate) to do it? And if you do not perform it, do you also refuse to allow me to have sex with you as well? If so, why? If not, why not?
I think I preferred Cunning Linctus.
There are women here who have refused you?
Are you sending racy PMs?
Perhaps they just have discerning tastes?
This is getting so tired.
Please just stop.
I’ve heard it’s because you’re too needy. Also, they don’t like your little penis.
Women are cruel.
Take a number and wait like everyone else.
Maybe it’s your location?
Well think about it; would you have sex with a man if there was another option?
You only see yourself in the mirror. Women see you as you really are.
Kind of like They Live? 
I’m all out of bubblegum.
I see that I have inspired a revolution of sexually repressed Dopers.
Viva La Revolucion!
I hear ya, bro. And I’m willing to go down on them and everything.
My advice is you issue some Executive Orders requiring women to have sex with you. Sure, it’ll be controversial and there’ll be some who claim you can’t do that. And maybe some women will hide rather than comply. But my reading of the SDMB Terms of Use says it’s legal.
What number are you on now?
You really want to take credit for that?
WHAT?? Women refuse you? Hmmm… I must have a magic stick or something. Or, maybe it depends on my location, Philippines. Lots of gorgeous willing girls here.
Moved to the BBQ Pit (where parody threads should go).
And now we’ve agreed what kind of girl you are, we can start arguing about the price. 