Well, erm…no.
Step 1: Become Genghis Khan
Step 2: Profit
No stupid middle ??? step necessary, just being Genghis Khan is sufficient.
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That’s what she said!
The OP’s posts are his cite.
As both a guy, and a pretend woman, the reason we don’t want to have sex with you is because you smell.
Only if your particular kink is hearing their lamentations.
It’s becoming an epidemic. We had rape month, now this. I sure as hell don’t want to name this.
- You never asked
- I insist on dinner and a movie first.
Or perhaps some of your habits, Linctus, like eating your facial hair.
I don’t get why this thread is in the pit. I was obviously taking the mickey out of a silly thread.
Because parody threads go into the pit by the rules (except in rare, exceptionally good natured cases).
Alcohol wears off, that’s why. 
I’ll go with “Because you’re batshit crazy and they can smell you coming” for $500, Alex.
Spunk funk?
I told you where the kitchen was. And I offered to let you pick out any movie from my porn collection.
And then you suddenly got all moody and left for no reason.
I thought Rape Month was February. I missed it? :o
Always remember how the grammatically correct British playwright responded to this, “Madam, you smell, I stink.”
It makes perfect sense: this is January, which appears to be Sexual Frustration Month, of course Rape Month would follow it (although the majority of rapes are primarily acts of violence, I suspect that sexual frustration does factor in there somewhere).
You’re also a whiner. Women hate that shit. See that vagina? Not yours.
Then we have Arrest Month in March and Trial Month in April.
May will be Rape Month Part 2.