Free Shit!!!

Rekd · August 22, 2011, 10:22pm

The folks who are getting Free Shit,
Don’t like the folks who are paying for the Free Shit,
Because the folks who are paying for the Free Shit,
Can no longer afford to pay for both the Free Shit and their own Shit.

And,
The folks who are paying for the Free Shit,
Want the Free Shit to stop.
And the folks who are getting the Free Shit,
Want even MORE Free Shit on top of the Free Shit they’re getting already!

Now… The people who are forcing people to PAY for the Free Shit,
Have told the people who are RECEIVING the Free Shit,
That the people who are PAYING for the Free Shit,
Are being mean, prejudiced and racist.

So … the people who are GETTING the Free Shit,
Have been convinced they need to HATE the people who are PAYING for the
Free Shit because they are selfish. And they are promised more Free Shit if they will vote for
the people who force the people who pay for the Free Shit to give them even more Free Shit.
And - - - - - that’s the Shit!

TubaDiva · August 22, 2011, 10:35pm

Actually, I think it’s … the Pit, perhaps.

scabpicker · August 22, 2011, 10:36pm

Wow, that’s a heap of shit.

TubaDiva · August 22, 2011, 10:36pm

tanstafs.

Rekd · August 22, 2011, 10:39pm

Oops. Stoopid n00bie.

Thanks for moving it for me. I only put it here cuz I thought it would directly relate to the upcoming election.

Budget_Player_Cadet · August 22, 2011, 10:41pm

Interesting. Is this supposed to refer to some real-life happening?

Orr_G · August 22, 2011, 10:44pm

I had no idea which side the dude was on until the last line of the third, uhm, stanza.

Dallas_Jones · August 22, 2011, 10:49pm

There Ain’t No Such Thing As a Free Shit?

John_Mace · August 22, 2011, 10:50pm

There’s also no such thing as free SPAM. Which is what the OP is.

Reported.

Electric_Warrior · August 22, 2011, 10:52pm

…and, er, and stuff, I guess.

Budget_Player_Cadet · August 22, 2011, 10:56pm

Anyone care to explain what the OP is talking about? I don’t get it… Doesn’t seem to mirror anything I’ve seen in reality.

Kobal2 · August 22, 2011, 11:15pm

How does the Free Shit relate to the New Shit, of which this is ?

Clothahump · August 22, 2011, 11:21pm

Damn, Rekd - very accurate observation.

Rushgeekgirl · August 22, 2011, 11:25pm

True dat, yo!

Happy_Lendervedder · August 22, 2011, 11:26pm

I love Free Shit.

Alessan · August 22, 2011, 11:29pm

Rekd:

The folks who are getting Free Shit,
Don’t like the folks who are paying for the Free Shit,
Because the folks who are paying for the Free Shit,
Can no longer afford to pay for both the Free Shit and their own Shit.

And,
The folks who are paying for the Free Shit,
Want the Free Shit to stop.
And the folks who are getting the Free Shit,
Want even MORE Free Shit on top of the Free Shit they’re getting already!

Now… The people who are forcing people to PAY for the Free Shit,
Have told the people who are RECEIVING the Free Shit,
That the people who are PAYING for the Free Shit,
Are being mean, prejudiced and racist.

So … the people who are GETTING the Free Shit,
Have been convinced they need to HATE the people who are PAYING for the
Free Shit because they are selfish. And they are promised more Free Shit if they will vote for
the people who force the people who pay for the Free Shit to give them even more Free Shit.
And - - - - - that’s the Shit!

Bull Shit.

MyFootsZZZ · August 22, 2011, 11:35pm

Free Shit!!!

What’s Shit’s crime?

Jenaroph · August 22, 2011, 11:40pm

Ah, I see somebody else got email from their grumpy uncle…

Airman_Doors_USAF · August 22, 2011, 11:46pm

Is this Super Kapowzler’s sock?

And shit.

REDEYZZ · August 23, 2011, 12:10am

True, and shitty.

Was this from Fox news? :dubious: