Zoo keeper helps constipated monkey

[Nobody]

In a disgusting way.

Using a warm wet washcloth would have given the same results.

[Pai325]

That's got to be a joke, doesn't it?

[cochrane]

That's one for the "Have You Ever Eaten Poop?" thread.

[Sister Vigilante]

His only choice was his tongue?

Gotta be a joke. Or a crazy guy.

[Nobody]

I'm surprised no-one has noticed my choice of smiley.

Originally Posted by Pai325

That's got to be a joke, doesn't it?

There are a few links about it.

The Huffington Post article does include a poll asking readers if they think it's a hoax or not.

[Guinastasia]

I thought you were supposed to, you know, spank your monkey.

[Thudlow Boink]

Originally Posted by Nobody

constipated monkey

Band name!

[notfrommensa]

Just what does a constipated monkey fling?

[Guinastasia]

Originally Posted by notfrommensa

Just what does a constipated monkey fling?

Laxatives?

[PlainJain]

Originally Posted by notfrommensa

Just what does a constipated monkey fling?

Air poop.

[Mangetout]

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?

SPOILER:

He worked it out with a pencil

[Nobody]

Originally Posted by Mangetout

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?

SPOILER:

He worked it out with a pencil

Was it a

SPOILER:

Number 2 pencil?