I publish a company newsletter. It has been printed on paper for many years, but will soon be delivered electronically via email. Few people know about the change; most will learn of it when they receive and open the next issue from their inbox.
On page one I plan on putting in a text box, in a large goofy font:
Q: HEY! WHERE IS MY PAPER COPY?!?
A: Welcome to the 21st century, (name)! (followed by a save-the-trees/efficiency explanation of the many advantages of this sort of distribution).
I am stuck, though, as how to fill in the (name) part. I’m thinking something along the lines of Gertrude or Nellie, but I am thinking there is a better choice that I am missing.
I obviously want to connote that the person questioning the move is behind the times, a luddite, maybe someone whose mind is still in the stone age.
Anyway, I think you get the idea. Any suggestions?
I would be less than amused to be insulted by a company newsletter. Particularly one that is changing formats and seems overly proud of itself for doing so.
That said, if you insist on going forward with what I consider a bad idea, maybe Methuselah, or Rip Van Winkle.
I replied in your poll, but I’ll say it here, too. If you do this, don’t use any name. Any name you put in makes the statement more denigrating. Just use “Welcome to the 21st century!”.
Well, it’s not a “pistols at dawn” level offense, but I do find it mildly insulting. Pretty much any of the names suggested could be replaced with “Dumbass” while still conveying the same sentiment, and I suspect some might read it that way.