Everyone is beautiful!
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder!
There is someone out there for you!
Plenty of fish in the sea!
Just get some confidence!
Work on your personality!
Just be funny!
Get a hobby!
Go to the gym!
Get a tan!
Get a new haircut!
Buy some new clothes!
Learn to dance!
Yeah, so go do some of these things and your life will improve.
Get a life!
Yeah… none of that will work for you. Sorry.
Get a job!
Posting here about your various insecurities, should you actually have them, will not improve your life. Honest. Go outside. Adopt a dog. Do something useful for someone.
Work on your career! Earn more money! The women will come flocking to you then…hurr durrr.
…to get friend zoned.
Take this advice:
[Quote= A guy named Bob]
Ah get born, keep warm
Short pants, romance, learn to dance
Get dressed, get blessed
Try to be a success
Please her, please him, buy gifts
Don’t steal, don’t lift
Twenty years of schoolin’
And they put you on the day shift
Look out kid
They keep it all hid
Better jump down a manhole
Light yourself a candle
Don’t wear sandals
Try to avoid the scandals
Don’t want to be a bum
You better chew gum
The pump don’t work
'Cause the vandals took the handles
[/Quote]
Oh, well, if you just want to get fucked, pay for it. I thought you were looking to be a happier human being.
Get a room!
I’ll take “Lies your mother told you” for $400, Alex
Implying you can be ugly and happy.
Join a club!
Sure, but not if you’re whiny as well.
Disagreeing =/= whining
Silly Emiliana, women aren’t for being friends with. ::shudders::
:rolleyes:
Nah, starting a bunch of threads about your looks is whiny. Talking about getting friend zoned is whiny.
Right? Hearing “do something useful for someone” as “get friend-zoned” suggests a particularly narrow and unappealing approach to life, doesn’t it?
Do something useful for someone!