women suck

The BBQ Pit
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Well I drunk off my ass right now, and I’m sure I’ll regret this in the morning, but for the moment, I have an important anniversary to announce. Tonight I was shot down by the 1,000th girl. Many people think they are pathetic but I’m pretty sure I have reached the major leagues officially. Unfortunately I happen to be the among the ugliest human beings alive, with a huge gut spider-webed by the scars of stretchmaks, manboobs that would out-do most of the women I know, and a face that looks like it was used to stop a disposal.

Now the iteresting thing is it has nothing to do with a lack of confidence. I am a very pragmatic person, and I know I’m ugly. I also know I’m damn smart a
nd funny. Around these boards I’m nothing special, but I have a depth of knowledge and understanding of facts that is well above the average person I meet and can have a high level conversation on most any topic. I can also make anyone I meet laugh their ass off. So many women claim Intelligence and sence of humor as their top turn ons, but I know for a fact that is a load of bullshit. There is some bizarre part of human physiology that women become horny when they start laughing. I have intentionally got many of my friends laid by getting the chick they were flirting with to laugh. But the reality is that women seem to choose a guy that is physically and monetarily attractive, and hope that he has intelligence and humor. My belief on why they rate humor and intelligence so high is that that is those are the qualities most likely to be missing gin the guys they date and marry, and women don’t rate looks very high because they don’t even bother to consider a guy who doesn’t meet their looks standards.

Being an ugly loser, I spend alot of time in dive bars. I know many guys, from about 25 to 80, who would love to either date or fuck any women who is interested. I also see many women flirt with guys who I know from personal experience are complete assholes. So, rather then turn this into a personal bitchfest, I will offer some advice to people. For any women who thinks that she can’t meet a guy; I absufuckinglutely guaranty that there is a guy out there who who love to have your company. For the guys who want to but think that they can’t meet a women; there are about a million women out there who are willing to stay with a guy that beats them, you need to get over your personal bullshit , there are also desperate women out their, just take a chance and meet them. And for the people(men and women) who actually are like me, and are undeniably pathetic, you know the score, just keep living life.

Now before anoybody(especially mods) gets the wrong idea and thinks this is a cry for help or anything, don’t worry. I not going to kill myself or anything. I don’t even consider giving up, hehe if I was a give up kind of guy would I bother asking the 1000th for a date after the 999th said no? Nah, tommorow I’ll start on my next thousand of rejectiions. But it seemed like an annivesary worth bitching about, and trying to get people to do a little thinking(although as drunken and disjointed as my rant was I doubt anybody will get past thinking about trying to figure out what the hell I was trying to say and make it to the point of thinking about what i wanted to get across.)

Hehe, taking a drink of my beer Here’s to tommorow and the promise it brings.

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Nice rant, shitty title.

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So in other words “Decent content, crappy presentation”. Hehe that pretty much describes my entire being, maybe I should ask a mod to change the thread title to that. :slight_smile:

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Have you considered the possibility that dive bars aren’t the best place to find women who dislike drunken assholes?

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Dive bars are just where I’m most comfortable, kind of like the beast feeling at home in in the dark, dank sewers. I’ve been shot down many times in every type of bar, restaurant, or social setting there is. Besides women who dislike drunken assholes dislike like me a priori, cause that’s what I am.

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Er, yeah. Well, only YOU can change that.

<sub>Goes back to being so very thankful she’s not single anymore.</sub>

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Maybe they don’t like your personality.

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I don’t know if you’re getting your markets a little confused. In my experience, if a woman’s in the market (or might be persuadable) for an uncomplicated date/quick fuck, then she tends to value appearance more – if the guy’s fit and good-looking, yeah, why not…From what you say about yourself, it seems you’re not in a position to tempt too many…

However, a different market is non-MacDonalds relationship – the one where you are attracted to and remember the person. More of a slow-burner. Gives 'em the chance to check you out more thoroughly and, maybe, develop an interest. And besides, people tend to look beyond the immediate physical thing after a while. Slowly, slowly catchy monkey sex. It’s those you want to go for IMHO and you won’t find them in many dive bars.

Just a thought. Happy hunting !

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Not meaning any offense here. I just want to posit something for consideration:

These statements:

and

and generally mutually exclusive. In my experience drunks are never as funny nor smart as they think they are.

And lastly, would you really want a woman who liked ‘drunken assholes’?

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Ok, about a year, year and a half ago I was interested in someone who would often make the “no one likes me because I’m ugly” comments. For the record, I didn’t meet that person in a bar (a place I never go to meet people).

However, I have almost completely quit communication with that person. Why? Because he was a fucking whiner, always complaining about how no one liked him even though he was smart and funny, only because he was ugly. I spent some time trying to convince him the he wasn’t, and I finally realized that it wasn’t worth my time or effort - because no matter what I said he wasn’t going to believe it.
Meet people someplace else. Bars are for picking people up for a hookup (at least in my opinion), not for meeting someone who cares about you. And don’t fucking whine about how much it’s because you think you’re ugly - because sometimes you’re putting people off with your whining.

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Hey, give Wolfman a break…he only said he was drunk when writing this post, not that he was perpetually a drunk.

Now, that being said, Wolfie, get out of those bars and into some decent venues to meet some reasonable people. You might be the ugliest thing since Quasimodo, but if your wit and intelligence are as developed as you say, then there is no reason for you to be hanging out where losers hang out.

So, get thee to a non-loser venue, and get to chatting-up some cheerful chicks…and I’m wishing you some bonza luck in the process. And if all else fails, my number is 95894456…

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I know a guy who is generally considered by most of my friends to be a pathetic loser. He isn’t too bright (but he isn’t stupid). He is overweight. He isn’t cute. Worst of all, he is annoying as hell. He is, however, a nice guy - just annoying and not even vaguely hunk material.

He has married not one, but two lovely women (the first one passed away). I believe he met both of them at SF cons.

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I suggest you become rich. Rich people are ALWAYS attractive. :smiley:

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Get over it, no it’s not your looks that are turning the women away. I date a guy that by any standards is very overweight, around the 400 to 450 range I think. He’s sweet, nice, considerate, funny and keeps me laughing all the time. I get sick of hearing him put himself down because of his size, it doesn’t bother me, I’m not ashamed to be seen with him. If he wants to lose the weight then he should, for himself not for me. I’m fairly attractive by average standards so it’s not like I date him because I have to, I date him because I enjoy his company. During a conversation one night I mentioned to him a set of dishes that I’d love to have, but considered a complete waste of money because I already have more dishes than I’ll ever use, but I just liked them. The next time we went out, he had that set of dishes for me. Corny? yea it was. But how many men would go buy a set of dishes for a woman? Most wouldn’t be caught dead in housewares.
So all the guys that claim they are too ugly or too fat or too whatever, no, you are not. You are just looking at the wrong kind of woman.

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Ok ladies. So just where does one go to meet women. Not just a quick hookup, but honest decent women? Church? They are either married or in High School. I don’t do bars/clubs. Too noisy and smokey. Where do decent men go to meet women?

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Only if you’re lucky.

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You don’t.

You have to decide what kind of things personally interest you, and get involved and go out and do them. You will tend to associate with other people that are also interested in the things you are. You’ll make connections. Some of those will be lasting.

Getting plastered in bars is not the place to find a soulmate.
I’m always surprised by the number of people you meet just by doing things.

Do you like painting, drawing, flying kites, hiking, playing a sport or a game, or anything at all?

Chances are there’s a group near you of the similarly minded.

I got interested in kite flying, and I’ve just learned there’s this whole big group that gets together once a month to fly kites in the park. They make their own, and everything. It’s quite amazing. So I took my daughter down (because she loves kites) and we spent a Saturday afternoon with the group flying kites. Everybody was real nice. There was like 5 guys and 25 women. Some of those women were hot! Really hot!

Hot arty chicks like to fly kites! Who would have guessed?

I remember thinking “Damn, I wish I’d known about this in College.”

Doesn’t matter what it is. Is it sailing? Birdwatching? Whatever? There are nice, available men and women who have similar interests to you, and they would love to talk to you about that interest if you give them the chance.

You just gotta get out there. Watching TV, or hanging out in bars isn’t going to do it.

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I dunno - I have an uncle who found all five of his ex-wives in bars…

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Yep–my Mom told me that it’s dangerous to talk to strangers, especially drunk ones, so you won’t get my attention unless you get introduced to me. Is this such a difficult concept? The etiquette ladies had it right already a couple of centuries ago. An introduction implies at least a superficial level of responsibility and normalcy since axe murderers are shunned by polite society (but not necessarily public bars).

Fortunately, there are institutional ways to get introduced to supplement the personal. School and work are the best–you get “introduced” to people by the teachers and your coworkers, you have a common ground for discussion and you see how the people you meet behave over a period of time. Clubs, as Scylla mentioned, also work, but usually on a smaller scale. Parties (not the kind advertised on fliers stuck to telephone poles) are better than bars too because most everyone at least had someone who vouched for them enough to get them invited.

Nothing wrong with dive bars, I like 'em on occasion. But I go with friends and don’t mess with strangers. Like my Momma taught me.

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Scylla’s got it.

Take a class, join a club, audition for a play - follow your interests (but it helps if those interests appeal to women - there are female role playing gamers, but they are far outnumbered by the male ones). Meet new friends of both genders (in part because they often know women they will eventually introduce you to, but more because making friends is step one - their potential as dates step 2). Have a party - invite everyone you know. Chances are good someone will invite you to a party or two in return (where there will be people you haven’t met). Be open to talking to people you think you wouldn’t date in a million years - you might be surprised after a conversation (or you might not, but they will know people too).

Then, once you meet someone you think you’d like to get to know better - make getting to know them better something other than a euphemism for sex. Explore shared interests - hell, explore her interests - you might find them interesting.