::Not a rant. Posted in the pit so as not to restrict adult language.::
Now, I’m not the kind of guy that gets pit threads devoted to him (no flirt threads either, though:(). I’m mild-tempered and open-minded. I never get on anybody’s bad side. Nobody would ever start a pit thread about me.
But as an avid pit reader, I enjoy little more than the artful morphing of some poster’s username to suit the purpose at hand (to see a master at work, may I recommend a detailed review of Spoofe’s pit portfolio).
Creating these masterpieces must be quite time consuming, however. And in the flaming heat of the pit, such time is commonly in short supply.
In this thread, I give you the crude beginnings of a pit thread about me. I give you a series of pitifications of my username. Thus, if you ever find cause to hang me out to dry in the pit, this thread can serve as a useful reference.
If you find that I’m asking for too much, and in an uncool maner, then please call me cheesybeggar.
If you feel that I should not seek to associate myself with anything higher than a pile of mucus, but that due to my personal shortcomings, I will only selectively associate with mucus, then please call me choosybooger.
If your sentiment is that mucus is my friend, but that I can’t even represent mucus well, then please call me cheesybooger.
If you believe that I lie in wait for just the right sphincter, then please call me choosybuggerer.
If you throw up your hands in disbelief of lack of aplomb in my search for sphincters, then please call me cheesybuggerer
And finally (though I can’t think of any reason why anyone would call me this), you could resort to calling me chewybooger
Any other takers?
