I’m sure this is thread is in the wrong forum, but considering most of jarbabyj’s verbal accomplishments are on the R rated side, I choose the pit. I am in AWE of Ms. J’s linguistic skills and feel that we shouldn’t just let these jewels of words get lost by the wayside. She is my hero.
There are so many and it’s just too big a job for one girl.
So I’m asking you all for your help.
So far:
asshammer
pussyshovel
cocksocket
whoops, forgot some
Assknob
Twatbrush
cumpercolating dicksheath
Found some more. Am I the only one replying to my own post?
maggotblower
gnathumper
Titsack
Titwrench
fuckleberry
cockwrench
Clitnibblers
Choadamucker
dickleash
Fuckchops
shitknob
And this couldn’t fit in either of the other two Pit threads extolling jarbabyj’s language skills because…?
Every time you start a friggin’ useless (in the sense that it doesn’t add anything that would be off topic in another current thread) you take up space on the topic list that could have gone to a thread that has its own purpose. Grrrr…
Bah… a trained monkey can pick out two funny words and put them together. A REAL flame is more than just a single silly insult.
Reminds me of when I was a kid, and we’d call each other stuff like “dinglepuss” and “dirtlicker”. Then, I grew up, and evolved to stuff like “Why don’t you take that Serlin-testicle of a brain and shove it up your dilated sphincter so’s it can appropriately keep your goatcum-stained colon company?”
(Note… that latter comment isn’t directed at anyone in particular… it’s just an example. A rather poor one, too… YOU try making a flame when there’s no incentive!)
Actually, I agree. I stand in awe of Cervaise’s telemarketers rant. I can make up funny swear words but I’m not a good flamer. I never claimed to be a good flamer…just someone with a wide vocabulary.
And these threads are getting kind of silly I think. People are going to start to think I have a publicity agent or something. It embarrasses me. So, no offense to you Miss Creant, I appreciate the thought, but how 'bout we close this one mods?
jarbaby
Perhaps because I wasn’t AWARE of the other threads!
Mods, I do not wish to make jarbabyj uncomfortable, so please close this thread.
thanks