Game- Simpsons Quotes!!

[Freudian Slit]

Premise is simple.

Person lists a "Simpson" quote and the next poster has to identify the character who said it and under which circumstances/what episode. Are we ready? I'll start.

NINE babies? That's barbaric!

[Flymaster]

Manjula, when their 8 babies is overtaken by the 9 babies, which prompted that father to say "We're on cloud nine!"

Obviously in the babies in the zoo ep, Eight Misbehavin'

[Mnementh]

But Marge, you don't know! Maybe I'm not getting enough.... Estrogen.

[Mats K]

"What is this smear campaign against this BEEELOVED brewer??"

[Eliahna]

Originally posted by Mnementh
But Marge, you don't know! Maybe I'm not getting enough.... Estrogen.

Homer finds some pills in the trash, and justifies taking them.

"Goodness! I had no idea! For, you see, I have been on Mars for the last decade. In a cave. With my eyes shut and my fingers in my ears".

[kasuo]

Originally posted by cazzle
"Goodness! I had no idea! For, you see, I have been on Mars for the last decade. In a cave. With my eyes shut and my fingers in my ears".

Sideshow Bob's brother, Cecil, regarding Bob's criminal activities.

"Re.. cy.. cling?"

[quixotic78]

Originally posted by kasuo
"Re.. cy.. cling?"

C.M. Burns, when he's at the Junior Achievers or whatever business meeting, and Lisa asks him if his plant has a recycling plant. It's the disturbing episode where Burns loses his money, and then makes it all back by grinding up oceanic lifeforms. Funny thing is, there was an earlier episode where Ned Flanders was at Burns' house, talking to him about recycling. Burns seemed to know what it was then, as he expressed "joy" at the thought of pawing through his garbage. But, hell, I guess if Burnsey can forget Homer's name on a daily basis, he can forget what recycling is, you adorable little ragamuffin.

"Oh, I wrote that one, after Bart somehow managed to get this tattoo on my butt."

Quix

[Protesilaus]

Originally posted by Mats K
"What is this smear campaign against this BEEELOVED brewer??"

Duffman, posing as a reporter, to Homer when Homer tries to expose the Duff corporation's plan to move the Springfield Isotopes to Albequerque.

Originally posted by [/i]
"Oh, I wrote that one, after Bart somehow managed to get this tattoo on my butt."

Homer, explaining why one of the death threats Bart received wasn't written in blood like all the other ones, which came from Sideshow Bob. IIRC, the tattoo was "Wide Load."


"The Nye Mets are my favorite squadron."

[Jeff]

Originally posted by Protesilaus

"The Nye Mets are my favorite squadron." [/b]

That was Apu talking to Homer, impersonating an American citizen during the illegal immigrants ep.

"I think women and seamen don't mix."

[Nothing But Net]

Well, I don't understand this game, but the all-time best Simpson's line is:

Kang: Commence fertilization procedure! (Kang shoots Marge with a ray-gun) Fertilization complete!

Marge: Really, that was quick.

Kang: What do you mean by that?

Marge: Oh nothing, nothing.

[Rilchiam]

From one of the Halloween episodes: Kang is Maggie's father and wants custody, so the family goes on Springer to settle the matter.

My turn: "Gentlemen: To evil!"

[Cardinal]

"I think women and seamen don't mix."

Smithers to Burns, in the episode where Homer is King Kong, and he keeps eating people, including his bride's (Marge's) family.

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My favorite: (something like) "Eeeeehhhh, I could pull a better cartoon out of my aaaaaa... Hey hey, kids! Wasn't that great?"

[Rilchiam]

Should have specified that my post was a reply to Nothing But Net.

[quote]Originally posted by Dave Swaney

My favorite: (something like) "Eeeeehhhh, I could pull a better cartoon out of my aaaaaa... Hey hey, kids! Wasn't that great?"

Krusty the Klown, reacting to a sub-par Itchy 'n' Scratchy cartoon.

I'll add another, because it's late and I'm tipsy:

"Well, I'll be all right as long as I remember my army training...Dang!"

And another: "Okay, giant beer!"

[Mnementh]

Originally posted by Rilchiam
"Well, I'll be all right as long as I remember my army training...Dang!"

Grandpa, after telling Homer he's an accident, is left on the side of the road. I love that quote.

"Bart, stop pestering Satan."

[Piell]

Marge, after Homer sells his soul for a donut. Bart says he would sell his soul for a race car, but then laughs and says no to Satan.

"Bad corpse, stop scaring Smithers!"

[RoboDude]

Mr. Burns, while taking Homer from the grave he was sleeping in.

This was in the Halloween episode where Mr Burns tries to create the perfect employee and puts Homer's brain in a giant robot.

[wevets]

How about this one:

[deep voice] "This is indeed a disturbing universe." [/deep voice]

[Rincewind]

"This is indeed a disturbing universe."

that was Maggie voiced by James Earl Jones in one of the Halloween episodes. Homer had traveled back in time and kept altering history leading to some very interesting alternate presents.

Now my quote:

"You've done grand, lad. Now you know what to do. Burn it. BURN IT ALL!"

[Dr. Lao]

Originally posted by Rilchiam
My turn: "Gentlemen: To evil!"

The toast given by Mr. Black to the other Krusty Kamp counsolers, shortly before the rebellion led by Bart Simpson.



"What are you going to do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you?"

[eunoia]

Originally posted by Rincewind
"You've done grand, lad. Now you know what to do. Burn it. BURN IT ALL!"

Elf on Ralph Wiggum's shoulder at the end of Ralph Saves The Day episode.


Holding sign that says: Bring Back Wagon Train

[Jester]

[quote]Originally posted by Dr. Lao

Originally posted by Rilchiam
"What are you going to do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you?"

Homer to Mr. Burns, expecting to be run off of his property.

"This one writes Mystery novels under the pen-name 'J.D. MacGregor.'"

[They Call Me Sneeze]

Originally posted by Jester


"This one writes Mystery novels under the pen-name 'J.D. MacGregor.'"

The pet store owner to Lisa, who asks for the most intelligient hamster for her science project, after Bart smashes her anibolic tomato.

"Stupid babies need the most attention."

[Freudian Slit]

[quote]Originally posted by They Call Me Sneeze

"Stupid babies need the most attention."

The child welfare agent guy about Maggie. This is the one when the Flanders become the foster parents of the "neglecterino" Simpson kids.

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"Let them have their...tartar sauce."

[Amp]

Originally posted by Zoggie
"Let them have their...tartar sauce."

Mr. Burns in the episode when Homer grew hair and became a CEO in the power plant.


IDad, why did you bring me to a gay steel mill?

[Jester]

Originally posted by Amp
Dad, why did you bring me to a gay steel mill?

Bart to Homer, when Homer does just that on a quest to turn Bart straight.

"Ah! Put her back in, she's not done yet!"

[Freudian Slit]

Larry Burns. (Rodney Dangerfield.) When he's talking about a debutante who's pretty horrendous-looking. Supposedly she's just come out. He thinks she should be put back in again. Hehe. I don't blame him.



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"Thanks to you, they've finally stopped dreaming of a future i can't possibly hope to provide!"

[Spudo]

"Well, that's game Hendrix"

[tiny ham]

"Make it snappy mit ze artwork, I have to be back for the Kraftwerk concert in Stuttgart"

[Hamlet]

Ben Franklin playing ping pong with Hendrix in heaven.


"This is why I don't talk much."

[Jester]

Originally posted by jarbabyj



"Make it snappy mit ze artwork, I have to be back for the Kraftwerk concert in Stuttgart"

Punk German Duke to the FBI officials who are loading the paintings stolen by Grandpa's WWII squad into his sports car.

"Bonjoooooooooooour, ya cheese eatin' surrender monkeys!"

[False_God]

Baron von Whatever at the end of the Fighting Hellfish episode.

"Mister, stop! You're drinking a candle. You don't want to get wax in your mouth, do you?"

[Hamlet]

Ralph to Homer during the chili cook off and Homer's search for his soulmate.

"This is why I don't talk much."

[Spudo]

"Bonjoooooooooooour, ya cheese eatin' surrender monkeys!"
- Groundskeeper Willie teaching French

I will have a single plum, floating in purfume inside a man's hat

[Nothing But Net]

Barney is dating a Yoko Ono-like character, and she orders this drink at Moe's.

Homer: "Woo-Hoo, four day weekend!"

[Rilchiam]

Homer: "Woo-Hoo, four day weekend!"

Homer takes off work to sell the sugar he found. Marge says, "While you were out "earning" that dollar, the plant called and said if you don't come in tomorrow, don't bother coming in Monday!" Which would actually make it a five-day weekend...

To reiterate: "Okay, giant beer!"

[Weird_AL_Einstein]

Originally posted by Hamlet


"This is why I don't talk much."

Either Lenny or Carl, I forget which, the black one, at Mo's Tavern, a rare example of breaking the 4th wall, he says it to the audience after, he says something like, "Is Barney really that alcoholic? Is Mo really that ugly?" and a few others like that, and everyone gets depressed.

[quixotic78]

Originally posted by Rilchiam
To reiterate: "Okay, giant beer!"

I think this is where Homer and Barney go to the Duff Brewery. Homer takes Barney's keys, but ends up getting arrested for D.O.A... er, I mean D.W.I. Chief Wiggum, dressed up in a Beer Stein costume, asks Barney if he is ok to drive home, and Barney's response is the one above (although I thought it was "Sure thing, giant beer!" Close enough).

To the person earlier who did the "mach schnell vit da artzie," that's not even as funny as the other line from the German punk! "Hey funboys! Get a room!" LOL, funboys.

Ok, my turn again... um... "You can't take a bad picture of that guy!"

Quix

[lno]

Originally posted by quixotic78
Ok, my turn again... um... "You can't take a bad picture of that guy!"

Marge gets kidnapped by bikers. "My wife is not some DOOBIE to be passed around!"

And now,
"Hey, there, blimpy-boy ... flying *sniff* through the sky *sob* so .. fancy *tearful eyes* .. free"

[Jester]

Originally posted by LNO
And now,
"Hey, there, blimpy-boy ... flying *sniff* through the sky *sob* so .. fancy *tearful eyes* .. free"

Homer, "flying" a pickle around and tearfully thinking about the ride in the Duff Blimp that he could have had, had he not sold the tickets to Barney to meet the membership fee for Lisa's entry into the Lil' Miss Springfield contest.

"God speed, little doodle."

[Rilchiam]

I think you're right, quixotic, it was "Sure thing", not "Okay".

Jester: Homer and Bart, Flanders and Rod or Todd adrift after Homer lost the map on the Junior Campers raft trip. The cheese doodle was the only food they had, which they were using as fishing bait.

"Look in the tunk."

[moggy]

"The doctor says my nose won't bleed if I keep my finger out of it!"

(I love "God speed little doodle". I say it to one of my cats sometimes.)

[False_God]

Ned Flander to the cheese doodle they're trying to use to catch a fish in the episode wher Bart joins the Junior Campers.

"We're nearing Itchy and Scratchy Island, where nothing can possib-aly go wrong. Possib-lEE go wrong. Huh, that's the first thing that;s gone wrong."

[False_God]

Ah, crud. what I meant was:

Ralph Wiggum's note in the toy car in the Valentine's day episode where he's trying to date Lisa.

"We're nearing Itchy and Scratchy Island, where nothing can possib-aly go wrong. Possib-lEE go wrong. Huh, that's the first thing that;s gone wrong."

[Jester]

"Look in the tunk."

-Ralph's note to Lisa, in the Malibu Stacey car that he leaves her as a gift. The "tunk" contains tickets to a Krusty special.

"The doctor says my nose won't bleed if I keep my finger out of it!"

-Ralph, once again, in a moment of glory. Said to Marge at the Knowledgeum, maybe?

"We're nearing Itchy and Scratchy Island, where nothing can possib-aly go wrong. Possib-lEE go wrong. Huh, that's the first thing that;s gone wrong."

-Helicopter pilot to the family, en route to Itchy & Scratchy land.

And now, one for alla yinz:

"Up next, a Canadian couple who say that they are deathly afraid of scorpions!"

[Totoro]

Originally posted by moggy
"The doctor says my nose won't bleed if I keep my finger out of it!"

Ralph Wiggum, although when, I forget.

"Sorry, I do not speak english."
"But you were just..."
"hot dog hot dog yes sir no sir maybe okay."

[cykrider]

"Up next, a Canadian couple who say that they are deathly afraid of scorpions!"

A Japanese game show announcer that the Simpson family went on to win a trip back home.


"Aww, and your little cauliflowered ears."

[Dijon Warlock]

Originally posted by moggy
"The doctor says my nose won't bleed if I keep my finger out of it!"

Said by Ralph Wiggum at the end of walking Lisa home after she gave him a valentine.

"Give me a Van Heffren."

[Protesilaus]

Originally posted by Totoro
"Sorry, I do not speak english."
"But you were just..."
"hot dog hot dog yes sir no sir maybe okay."

Apu and some rich woman Marge went to high school with in the country club episode. She wanted help with the gas pump.

Originally posted by Dijon Warlock
"Give me a Van Heffren."

Japser taking advantage of Dr. Nick offer of "Free nosejobs for everybody!" Dr. Nick had just been cleared by the ethics board.


"Mmm, steamed hams."

[cykrider]

Originally posted by Protesilaus

"Mmm, steamed hams."

This is when Skinner and Chalmers are having dinner at Skinner's house and he serves steamed clams...uhhh make that steamed hams

"Prehaps he can provide faster nudity."

[BabaBooey]

"Prehaps he can provide faster nudity."

The comic collector (never knew his name) when looking for a new internet service, and finds Homer's.

How about something to the order of:
"So watch out, Laslo Panoflex!"