Hey guys I need advice and no judgments. I’m a 22 year old male. I was at a college party this weekend. It was like two in the morning. And my friend left me with a football player and his roommates. Now we were just chilling and drinking. However, when I woke up. I was in his gym shorts. My clothes were on the ground. And I woke up right next to him in his bed. I want to clarify that I’m heterosexual and not gay whatsoever. Iwas just super drunk and crashed and have no recollection what happened. Later that day I learned this football player is bisexual or something like that. What’s the chances I was anally raped?? Would I have felt it in my sleep?? I had No pain when I woke up. Advice please…what do u think I should do. He said that he loaned me his gym shorts because I said I couldn’t sleep in my pants. Do u believe it??
I would say the odds are highly likely you were not in fact anally raped. First of all, an attractive bisexual football player just has to bust out grinder to get some. Why would he rape anyone? For another, I don’t actually know what gay sex is like but it’s probably more than just shoving a penis into a limp, passed out person. Certain that isn’t any fun to do as a heterosexual. (girlfriend passed out on me once, I did not continue as it was not enjoyable after that)
And finally, I would reasonably conclude that you’d probably be able to tell as your rectum would be hurting, not being used to anal.
What I think happened is this guy was totally chill with sleeping in the same bed as you, as he is obviously comfortable with both genders, and he helped a bro out by loaning you some pjs. Nothing to it.
Did his dick taste of shit in the morning?
This look strangely familiar.
Reported
What should you do? Go home.
Yes. You now have to report to your nearest police station to register as a homosexual, and receive your membership card and welcome pack in the mail ( allow 7 days for bureaucratic procedure; 42 days in the USA ).
Presumably the desired answer is: You’re a dirty boy now, and need to think in vivid detail about what the big, buff football player did to you all night long.
Regardless of how naive the OP question looked, would any of you have made the same kind of cracks if the OP had been a girl wondering if the guy she woke up next to had raped her? I doubt it.
@OP: Anal sex has this odd tendency to leave you rather sore the day afterwards. If you were anally raped, trust me, you would know.
Well in my case I only made that joke because it appears the OP has started threads like this in the past. So we’re not talking about a real event, but a jerk-off fantasy or something intended to provoke…whatever.
One has the duty to appear to accept the statements of a lady: and in nearly all cases politeness demands it to most social intercourse however one may feel internally when listening to demented propositions.
This does not extend to fishers of men sheltered from inclement weather by the sturdy stone arch above carrying the floating world.
The question was taken more seriously the first time it was asked.
A noted above, this may be a whoosh (if I am using that term correctly), given that this was the very first post made by this particular poster, but to be fair to him and clairobsur, who makes a fair point (there are some noticable differences from the 2014 post), I’ll try to make a response.
BudgetPlayerCadet makes a very good point above; while I am happily hetrosexual and have never had anything except a Doctors’ finger (you folks over 50 know what I’m talking about) crammed into my ass, something 6-8" long and 1.5-2" in circumference being jammed into your anus is going to make it sore, because it is has evolved for that sort of activity. Did you have soreness or bleeding? Your OP indicates that you did not; therefore it is unlikely that you were molested.
Just because a guy is bi-sexual doesn’t mean he needs to F*** anything and everything that presents itself. Unless you have (confirmed by medical people) damage to your anus that could be caused by sexual contact, I’d forget it. Sounds like they treated a drunk friend OK.
IMHO as always. YMMV.