In my humble opinion, some of the new total dipsticks are:
Seethruart: this blithering goofball thinks the Apollo mission to the Moon was a hoax and he says the proof is in the photos taken by the astronauts. Read his thread here (if you dare). He thinks the Apollo photos were all faked by taking high-altitude photos of the Moon and then simply superimposing pictures of astronauts and bootprints and equipment on them. I hereby re-name you See_thru_My_skull because I bet if I looked into one ear, I could see all the way through the other. I bet your head whistles when the wind blows. Hit you in the head with a rock and we’d hear a hollow sound…
GreyMatters, who started this thread on global warming. This nimrod didn’t know that ozone is dangerous. This imbecile’s OP began by insulting all those who might disagree with him and it went downhill from there.
Here, we have a guy named gavster, who also does not believe Apollo really happened. However, he promised to go study the matter and see if he was right or not. However, on page two, Sea Sorbust comes in with his idiotic opinions:
Later, he says:
And:
Of course we haven’t considered that, because it’s stupid, Bozo. And if that isn’t stoooopid enough, he says, “We’re running out of precious metals and oil! We gotta go to Mars to get more!!”
And then there’s dalovindj, the nutjob who wants to “evolve” by implanting devices into his body that will give him SUPER-POWERS!!!
Why does the SDMB attract the freaks, the eccentric, the loony, the conspiracy mongers, the people with such a loose grip on reality?
Heh…actually, other than that one thread, dalovindj doesn’t seem all that wacko. Probably with a couple hundred posts under his belt, he’ll get a feel for the place and become a decent Doper.
Don’t forget bobsevilsquid, the frothing author of the Rap is not music thread.
And DJF750, yet another in the long line of “i refuse to capitalize my posts, i’m a rebel, i’m a unique, beautiful and misunderstood flower, wahhh, wahhh” fools we seem to attract from time to time.
I would like to thank the academy for this wonderful honor.
errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr…
i would like to thank the academy for this wonderful honor
i promise i will never ever use any form of punctuation whatsover
i would not be here if it was not for the wonderful and talented miller and that outspoken vixen ladyfoxfyre who started the whole mess
and of course diane who explained to me what clear writing is all about and has tried repeatedly to get me banned
That’s right, jerk-off. It had nothing to do with them, you’re an innocent victim in all this, right?
I just finished reading the linked thread. When your posting style was brought into question, you responded by acting like a 3-year-old and exclaiming youcantypehowveryouwantyadayadayayda, and in doing so, fucked up the wrapping and sideways scrolling of the thread. Then you went on to be a bigger ass and proclaimed YOU WOULD TYPE IN ALL CAPS. It was your own doing and it had nothing to do with those people you mentioned.
You at no time tried to be mature about the subject, just lashing out childishly instead. Stop and think about it, did a comment or request to use proper capialization on a message board (where, if you hadn’t noticed, the written word is the primary method of communication and is thusly very important) really merit the sort of sarcastic, childish antics you practised in that thread? You made fight out of it simply because you’re too lazy to be bothered to type properly. Don’t put this on anyone’s shoulders but your own.
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And this has what to do with you and your behavior? Nothing. Just another childish act. A kid caught with his hand in the cookie jar starts naming names of other kids who stole a cookie. Grow the fuck up.
I’m going to regret posting to this thread, (all that “inform the moderators” stuff floating through my head and all)…
I don’t think Sea Sorbust is a loony. I’ve been reading his threads and he strikes me as being intentionally unintelligent. You know, as in posting against well known scientific theories to enflame the masses. Doing a good job so far, IMO.
Oh bloody hell. Outspoken Vixen? Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you. I am totally with Diane and I think she is completely justified in trying to get your sorry ass banned. You stick around here and hijack threads just to add your $.02, which always amounts to,“nanny nanny boo boo, i’m a jackass and there’s nothing you can do about it…nanny nanny boo boo, you can’t catch me!”
Just fuck off already, you’re gaining a lot of enemies.
Yeah, I suggested you use capitalization. So fucking what? Are you really that sensitive as to let an innocent comment get your knickers in a twist? So, Miller sided with me. He’s a smart guy. But good god man, make an appointment with a proctologist, you seem to have a little something stuck up your ass. And when the telephone pole is removed, come back and by all means resume posting. With capitalizations, you dumb fuck.
Flaming is allowed in the Pit, but I don’t think immature lashing out is encouraged. We are allowed to vent frustrations and we don’t have to be all cuddly-touchy-feely here, but at no time have I ever seen childish behavior, such as proclaiming “you’re not the boss of me” or “I’m not listening LA LA LA LA” encouraged, which is basically what djf750 did. We can be rude and toss insults about, and there’s a subtle difference between that and acting like a baby when someone makes a suggestion to make your message more clear. And I think that’s at the heart of it. An innocent suggestion, meant to help the poster, was given. Said poster took it as a personal attack and things just went downhill from there.
How could you forget ‘Baltazar the Banned’, the man who claimed he never met a Jew he didn’t like. Well, actually, claimed he had never met a Jew at all, though he was certain he didn’t like them.
Still, Seethru gets my vote as the most promising new lunatic based on the sheer insanity of his posts, refusal to respond to questions, and that eerie smiley he has taken to ending his posts with. Folly, thy name is Seethruart.
Does djfuckingidiot remind anyone else of that poet born into a cockroach’s body, who couldn’t do capital letters because he could only stand on one key at a time? He used a typewriter, if memory serves.
He (it’s “he,” right?) seems to be a fairly intelligent, affable guy (or gal, but I think he’s a guy). So he was hazy on the exact definition of evolution. So are most people. I blame the X-Men movie.