I think, based on nothing in particular, that Tom is two beers gay.
Only the syringe knows for sure.
Maybe Katie Holmes is really a guy.
Think about THAT!
I dunno… those pics would be worth a absolute fortune; given the amount of other stuff that appears on t’internet I’m amazed that one copy hasn’t sneaked out in the last 10 yrs. :eek:
At this point, wouldn’t it be kind of a relief to find out that Cruise’s problem is merely that he’s gay?
:eek: But . . . but that would imply that Hollywood has some gay directors . . . Oh, my, I’m going to have to go lie down!
That’s pretty much what goes through my mind every time I see him lately.
IIRC, Troy McClure had a thing for fish.
There were also rumours swirling about (from quite reliable sources, in my case) about Tom’s marriage contract to Nicole Kidman- how long, how many kids, etc. Then when he was going to switch her in for a new model (after the whole Penelope Creuz thing- who may be making a career out of being a fag hag), he apparently spun a dial in a circle of glossy magazines and first chose Scarlett Johansson.
Doesn’t necessarily mean it’s going to be a Lavendar Marriage, but it’s at the very least some sort of Scientology antichrist-type arrangement.
Oh, and that dazed grin doesn’t mean Katie Holmes is getting laid. It means she’s gone from being an ex Dawson’s Creek star with questionable acting skills to one of the most famous actresses in America.
Wow, Cat Fight. You made me like Scarlett Johansson better than I already do.
That’s what SHE thinks. It’s more like the girl you want to arrange a kidnapping and deprogramming for.
Well, considering his feature debut was under the direction of Franco “Gay As a Cat in a Dress”* Zeffirelli . . .
*(Gay as Christmas in Key West? gay as a Catholic priest? What’s the gayest you can be? Gay as Oscar Wilde’s Aunt Fanny? gay as a pair of white shorts? gay as a tree full of parrots? . . .)
Did he get into Scientology before or after his marriage to Nicole? Now, I thought they were a couple who could make it, a la Mr and Mrs Paul Newman, but after 10 years they split, reportedly because he wanted to raise the kidlets to be little Scientologists and she didn’t.
He joined the Church in 1990, while he was married to Mimi Rogers. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_cruise#Church_of_Scientology
That’d be shocking, especially since she was damn attractive in Batman Begins.
Maybe she’s a man and you’re gay.
Am I the only one that absolutely doesn’t care if he’s gay or not?
Tom Cruise sued the supermarket tabloid The Star over a story headlined “We Had to Teach Tom and Nicole How to Make Love,” alleging that sex coaches were needed for them when filming Eyes Wide Shut. The Star later made a full retraction of the article’s claims.
In 2001, Cruise sued a gay porn star who claimed in an interview with the French fan magazine Actustar that he and Tom were secret lovers (during Cruise’s marriage to Nicole Kidman, thus also alleging adultery). He later admitted that he and Cruise had never met, and that interview was fabricated.
That same year, Cruise sued Bold magazine publisher Michael Davis, who claimed he had Cruise engaged in homosexual activity. Davis later conceded that Cruise does not in fact appear in the videotape.
Cruise and Kidman sued and won against the London tabloid The Express in 1998 after it alleged that their marriage was a sham.
In 1996, Cruise sued the German magazine Bunte after it claimed he had “zero sperm count”. The magazine retracted the allegation.
Nope.
The only thing I care less about is what other people’s opinions are about his sexuality are.