In Which Our Food Editor Loses Her Mind

Richard Hatch,

[sub]Every computer geek on this board now wants you … if we didn’t already.[/sub]

You should try it on a dog,
you’ll write about it in your blog

Never put it on a Twinkie
it makes it taste like butt-most stinky

Practically, you say, JC?

Well. I’m a practical man…

Mrs. Dash is a low-sodium salt alternative which tastes almost, but not completely, nothing like salt tastes.