Great–thanks a lot! Now I’ll have that stupid song stuck in my head all day.
“Oh baby, YOU
You got what I need.
But you say he’s just a friend.
And you say he’s just a friend.”
I thought the funniest line was Leguizamo after the carnage.
“Oh, he’s right. We did have the wrong address. Send him a ham.”
“Spiral cut?”
“Were you in there? Yeah, spiral cut.”
(also, the “9 minutes” line was nice)
I thought that their adventures with flying for the first time were funny.
“Do you want a window seat or an aisle seat?”
“I want a chair seat.”
There was an old commercial in the 80’s where a woman would drive past a hitchhiker, stop, ask him “Are those Bugle Boy jeans you’re wearing?” He’d reply, “Yes, these are Bugle Boy jeans I’m wearing.” The commercial ended with the woman driving away and the guy now pants-less.
So John L. was just following the commercial script. He is in love with America pre-1988 you know.
My favorite bit was the Field of Rakes representing what to do when your wife asks if she’s getting fat.