The funniest thread on the dope

In My Humble Opinion
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LOTR party at Lobsang’s house.

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I’m sorry I missed the party. :smiley:

I’ll n[sup]th[/sup] *the Horror of Blimps *and add the If LotR Had Been Written By Someone Else! and a minor one, Tool for extracting a broken light bulb

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My searchfu is weak, but I seem to recall several threads by a guy called Masta Wanka or something close to that. One had him clad in his drawers chasing Jehovah Witnesses down the street with a sword. Another had one of his buddies getting a snapping turtle stuck to his ass. Think there was one about comic results of fart lighting…

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The Horror of Blimps was funny enough but not as high on my list as My Rage Burns With The Heat of [some number] Suns, which I can’t find. That’s the one where the guy is furious because, among other things, he didn’t realize till he was 24 for that Jerry Lewis and Jerry Lee Lewis were two different guys. “Goodness gracious great balls of hey, laaaaaady!” indeed.

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Oh shit. I’m having to think about my pets dying just to hold it together while I’m in my office. God help me.

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This was exactly the thread I was looking for too. I will tax the hamsters a bit more and try again.

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So I said to myself, “I’m at work, but I don’t have to worry about embarrassing myself by laughing too much. What could be that funny? Especially if I’m expecting it?”

Uh…yeah. I just gave up and I’m openly giggling like a lunatic over here. :smiley:

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Found it: My rage burns with the fire of a million suns by lno.

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BAH! I just found it myself and was going to post it.

Finding that thread is what got me to stick around when my guest membership ran out.

Also, not a thread itself, but Idle Thoughts started a project to collect the 101 best SDMB threads of all time.

I use it as a resource to find some of these great threads when my search fails me.

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I agree that yours is the funniest thread of all time.

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Blessings unto you.

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This is the funniest thread I ever started. It pales in comparison to blimps and such but it still ended up being a hilarious thread. WARNING: There is discussion of girly things, mostly tampon related.

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That made me laugh so hard. I’m still laughing.

Coincidentally, I myself was stalked last night by an aging Elmo balloon. Elmo took my threats seriously, however, and stayed away while I was sleeping.:smiley:

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Master Wang-ka, the source of many excellent stories, funny and sad.
A personal favorite: Sauron’s I stood next to the Emperor of the World at McDonald’s!

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There was a real funny one about why do women put fancy soaps in the bathroom. And “would you shoot a child in this situation” brings tears to my eyes. “…the child still suffers…” HAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

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For me, it will always be Goat Porn!
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=33909&highlight=goat+porn

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My favorite: I just ate 3 mushrooms

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=38764&highlight=mackdonna

Starting at post #14

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The one that hooked me:

Do they make PVC big enough to launch a goat out of?

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I just read most of the threads linked in the previous posts. Outside of the fact that they were funny shit, one thing stood out to me: quite a few of the OP’s linked were started by people who have since been banned. Don’t know what that comments on, I’m just sayin is all.

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Where’s the one that posits: Is Superman so strong that he can tear his own head off? Ahhh - here it is…