Thanks to Eddy darlin I forsee another wasted evening ahead for me:D
Oh what the hell… its not like the house cleaning is going anywhere anyway…
Nonsense, Krisfer! The evening isn’t wasted (unless you become so :p); 'tis spent in enlarging your mind, uplifting your spirits, and cleaning the floors via the unorthodox but surprisingly effective technique of mirth-rolling. 
I think I’ll second Sauron, though… he made a big impact on me when I found out he knows the guy who owns the road…
One of my favorite Sauron stories is I Stood Next to the Emperor of the World at McDonald’s.
Of course I’m biased… 
B’damm’d.
Another jewel I seem to have missed.
Thanks, Aries28!