50,000 Topless Virgins Audition to become 13th wife in Swaziland

I was looking for more info on New Orleans/Katrina when I stumbled across this. I swear.

Why, o whjy couldn’t I have been born king of Swaziland?

Try again – that’s the station URL

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/9116360/

Remember that scene from Meaning of Life, where the buy got to choose the method of his own death, and he chose to be chased off a cliff by 23 topless women…?

Thank god the first link was wrong. I was getting ready to poke my eyes out when I saw the picture of Oprah coming up.