Shag, Marry, or Shove Off a Cliff

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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This game (of sorts) ended up being big fun in Live Journal a few weeks ago.

I will list three well-known people of similar description, and the poster following must decide which of those three they’d like to marry, which should be shagged, and which should be shoved off a cliff. No “all shoved off the cliff”, either. One person per fate. Feel free to use actors/actresses, musicians, politicians, or TV/movie/literary characters. I also think you should feel free to criticize others’ poor choices, but that’s just me.

And I think it’d be best not to include any SDMB personalities in the lists, because hurt feelings and riots suck.

Also, do try to respect thinksnow’s proclamation of a No-Flirting-Thursday.

Here we go:

Dan Rather
Peter Jennings
Tom Brokaw

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Peter Jennings: Shag
Tom Brokaw: Marry
Dan Rather: Shove off a cliff
Dick Cheney
Al Gore
Dan Quayle

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I couldn’t answer this one and still follow the rules. Not the flirting rule, but the mass-over-the-cliff rule.
Ugh, just my luck to get this group!
I’ll wait till some juicy list comes up.

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Can we marry one and then shove him off a cliff?

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Aww…Green Bean- slipped in in front of me and left me with
some TOUGH choices!
Eessshhh. Um, OK:
Dan Quayle: shag. All 3 candidates are so horrifying, might as well go goofy and have great cocktail party stories for the rest of my life.
Dick Cheney: marry. He probably has a lot of cash socked away, and hey, that ticker’s not lasting too much longer!
Al Gore: cliff. Can’t do that personality (lack thereof?)
Can’t do that accent.
Now I’m gonna go get breakfast and forget about all these
icky images…

OK guys!
Kathie Lee Gifford
Oprah
Barbara Boxer

Have fun!

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One person per fate, Medea’s Child. That’s why it’s a meeeean game! Frankly, it’s more fun over a pitcher of beer. But we’ll have to manage.

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Kathie Lee Gifford: shag
Oprah: shove off a cliff
Barbara Boxer: marry (she’s gotta be better than the other two)

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Shag-Barbara Boxer
Marry-Kathie Lee Gifford (then I can kill her in her sleep)
Off a cliff-Oprah

Next up…

Katherine Hepburn (today’s Hepburn, not in her heyday)
Phyllis Diller
Dame Edna

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Kathie Lee Gifford - Shove off a cliff…no question
Oprah - Marry, for the money, obviously, a quicky Reno divorce, and half the Harpo deal is MINE!
Barbara Boxer - Don’t know who that is, so SHAG CITY, I’ll just keep my eyes closed

Here we go

Captain Kangaroo
Pat Sajak
PeeWee Herman

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Kathie Lee Gifford - shag with earplugs.
Oprah - push over a cliff
Barbara Boxer - marry

by the way, i did a search on barbara to remind me of her looks and came up 2 sites; her webpage and another for porn clothing.

Willie Nelson
Wayland Jennings
Johnny Cash

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Oh. Right.

Tom Selleck
Ted Dansen
Tony Danza

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Johnny Cash - Marry (he’s the coolest one, and he’s about to go anyway)
Waylon Jennings - Shag. ::shudder::
Willie Nelson - Booted off the cliff along with his bandana collection.

Captain Kangaroo - Married, I guess. He’s got some dandy outfits.
Pat Sajak - Shag. Just to mess up his hair.
Pee Wee Herman - Shoved.

Next up:

David Letterman
Jay Leno
Conan O’Brien

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Tom Selleck - Marry, and our wedding night, in Hawaii, of course, we have a foursome with myself…

Ted Dansen, who later slips while doing nice things to my noo-noo and falls off a cliff (it was an accident, Officer, I swear!)…

so I wind up with Tony Danza for a shagging partner, while Tom Selleck does the Magnum PI thing and goes to investigate.

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David Letterman - Shag
Jay Leno - Marry
Conan O’Brien - Shove off a cliff

Pretty much guesses, because I’m not American and don’t know what these guys look like.

Osama Bin Laden
Saddam Hussein
Michael Jackson

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Push Letterman off the cliff; he wouldn’t be able to do that annoying laugh anymore.
Shag O’Brien since it’d be cute to hear him scream:p
Marry Leno. Cars, money, hoboy!

Next:

Rosie O’Donnell
Ellen Degeneres
Margaret Cho

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Ahem…

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Can we answer and present more than one time each, don’t wanna be a game-hog!

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Oh, late night guys!

Letterman: Marry (I love Dave)
O’Brien: Shag (perhaps on the weekends while married to Dave)
Leno: Shove off Cliff (by default)

'k, Superdude…
Hepburn: Shag (purely by default!)
Diller: Shove off cliff
Dame Edna: Marry-- she’s just so cool.

And now…

Frodo Baggins
Legolas the Elf
Aragon/Strider

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Marry Hepburn;
Shag Diller (I could close my eyes)
Push Edna off a cliff.

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I did it to catch the game up after some simul-posts.

But it doesn’t matter to me if you double-up.