You have to have sex with one of two people. Death is not an option. Which one would you pick?
For the purposes of this thread:
– You may propose more than one choice. You may answer more than one choice. Each choice may be answered more than once.
–You can remain true to your own sexual orientation if you wish, but you don’t have to.
–Assume everyone in history is alive and well.
–Fictional characters are acceptable, but you can only have a choice between 2 fictional or 2 real people, not a choice between a fictional and a real person.
From Green Bean’s list:
Barney Rubble, 'cause he looks kinda like a twink.
James Carville, because he looks just like the banjo-playing kid from Deliverance, which is bad, but Novak looks like Jabba the Hutt, which is worse.
David Letterman, no question.
Richard Nixon v. J. Edgar is hard, because they both fucked America pretty hard, and someone needs to return the favor. I’ll got with Nixon, because Hoover would enjoy it too much.
My own:
Saddam or bin Laden?
Nancy Reagan or Barbara Bush?
Marlon Brando at his fatest, or Elvis at his fatest?
Damn the torpedos…I have to know what everybody in South Park saw in Mrs. Cartman! (even if she’s really a biological man)
But here’s one: Bruce Vilanche or Graham Norton?
George W. Bush or John Kerry?
Bush. Then I’d go public and ruin him! I’d consider it a patriotic sacrifice for the good of my country.
Martha Stewart or Hillary Clinton?
Hillary. I’d be too afraid Martha would hurt me. She’s mean. I’m not into S&M.
The Scarecrow or the Cowardly Lion?
The Cowardly Lion. I do like soft, furry things, though.
Bill O’Reilly or Rush Limbaugh?
O’Reilly. Maybe I could get into some sadism, actually. But then I would have to kill myself by jumping into a vat of bleach. shudder
Ann Coulter or Barbara Bush?
Ann Coulter. But only if she let me pie her first.
Al Franken or Michael Moore?
Al Franken. It’s obvious he’s circumcised. Don’t know about MM, but intact willies make me chuckle and…well…that’s just rude when you’re trying to get it on.
Your first grade teacher or your high school principal?
I don’t remember either, so either one.