Great! Then I want to shove both Letterman AND O’Brien off the cliff. Surely there’s room for both at the bottom, yes?
Nope. One person per fate. I meant that if Anahita wanted to assign answers to two sets of lists, she was more than welcome.
HONESTLY. Pushing Letterman off the cliff. I can’t imagine. I think a good rule is that if you push Letterman off the cliff, you lose the game. Who likes that rule?
Marry Aragorn
Shag Legolas
Sorry Frodo…
Shakespere time:
Romeo (Romeo and Juliet)
Benedict (Much Ado about Nothing)
Petruchio (Taming of the Shrew)
I’d shag Aragorn, marry Legolas, and cry cry cry as I booted little Frodo off the cliff.
Captain Kirk
Captain Archer
Captain Picard
Anything to get her out of the Senate…
Rosie O’Donnell: Cliff
Ellen Degeneres: Shag (I’ve always felt there was nothing wrong with her that a good dicking wouldn’t solve. 
[sup]-(Plus, it might make her funny again! ) [/sup])
Margaret Cho: Marry (Same basic idea.)
Shag Archer; marry Picard; and push Kirk off a cliff.
OK… hmmm…
Captain Janeway
Major Kira
Dr. Crusher
katiekilldare asked…
I like that rule!
Hmmm…
Romeo: Throw off Cliff
Benedict: Marry. Of course I’m thinking of Kenneth Branagh here…
Petruchio: Shag.
Next set:
Stephen King
Robert Jordan
Tom Wolfe
I think I’ll answer a few of these…
Shag Aragorn, marry Legolas, and Frodo gets booted by default.
Romeo… CLIFF!! The whiner.
Benedict… shag.
Petruchio… marry. He’s a hoot!
Letterman… marry. O’Brien… shag. Leno, off he goes.
I’m with Matt on the Trek Captains… Kirk goes off the cliff, repeatedly if possible. Archer gets shagged, Picard married.
Janeway also goes off the cliff, Kira is shagging material, and Crusher is MINE, MINE, MINE. Especially now that her brat isn’t around.
Since we appear to be able to suggest fictional characters…
Michael Myers (Halloween)
Freddie Kreuger (Nightmare on Elm Street)
Jason Vorhees (Friday the 13th)
I don’t think kicking any of these people off of a cliff would actually accomplish anything, but here goes…:
Marry Myers, shag Freddy, and push Jason.
How about:
Destiny’s Child
En Vogue
TLC
Marry En Vogue.
Shag TLC.
Destiny’s Child goes off the cliff.
Holly Hunter
Andie MacDowell
Julia Roberts
Holly Hunter - Push off a cliff. The way she speaks irritates me. Her mouth does funny looking things!
Andie MacDowell - Shag - very classy looking chick.
Julia Roberts - Marry - she’s got the money!
Now, how about some Survivors:
Sue (Survivor)
Jerry (Survivor Outback)
Lindsey (Survivor Africa)
Sue goes off a cliff, shag Jerri, and marry Lindsey.
Steven Tyler
Vince Neil
Iggy Pop
Steven Tyler- marry. Yuck, I know, but slim pickins…Besides I ADORE Miss Liv, and would do it just to be in the same fam.
Vince Neil- easy. shag. Double-bagged, of course 
Can’t think of anyone with more experience. Practice makes perfect, right?
Iggy- cliff. Awww. I like Iggs, too. Purely default.
Judd Nelson
Andrew McCarthy
James Spader
Steven Tyler–shag
Iggy Pop–Marry
Vince Neil–Off the cliff splat!
Spongebob
Squidward
Patrick
Spongebob - Shag.
Squidward - Marry.
Patrick - Leave on the beach at high tide to dry out, then sell at a tacky souvenir shop.
NEXT:
Albert Einstein
Carl Sagan
Cecil Adams
I would shag Andrew McCarthy, marry little James Spader, and blissfully shove Judd Nelson.
Catherine Zeta-Jones
Salma Hayek
Penelope Cruz
James Spader - Marry, so I could shag repeatedly.
Andrew McCarthy - Shag
Judd - Off the cliff!
The Rock
Jesse Ventura
Chyna
[QUOTE
Catherine Zeta-Jones
Salma Hayek
Penelope Cruz **[/QUOTE]
This one’s too easy.
Shag Catherine, just to say I had.
Marry Salma… shag repeatedly and I bet she’d make some great dinners.
Over the Penelope, and let me hear you scream. I don’t care for her.
[QUOTE
Catherine Zeta-Jones
Salma Hayek
Penelope Cruz **[/QUOTE]
This one’s too easy.
Shag Catherine, just to say I had.
Marry Salma… shag repeatedly and I bet she’d make some great dinners.
Over the cliff Penelope, and let me hear you scream. I don’t care for her.
Shag Selma.
Toss Zeta w/ Michael attached
and definately, definately marry Penelope. Drool.
Steve Martin
Chevy Chase
Steven Wright