The Republicans are swine cunts

The BBQ Pit
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I hear that fucker Bush on the news today blathering more about Iraq. Rumsfeld’s voice. “That would send the wrong message if we did this or that.” Fuck you! The gig is up, the mainstream press is becoming openly disdainful of anything the Cunt in Chief says or does. The approval ratings, once flushed, will never rise again, not even like a toilet floater.

Fuck you, Duke Cuntingham! Corrupt pig. Playing your top gun tough guy butch act, tough on this, tough on that, typical right-wing hard-on for the military bullshit. You got found out, you lying fuck! And so did Tom Delay, and Scooter Libby got his balls busted, and whole party is set to be flayed in '06.

I’d write more, but I’m simultaneously so disgusted with these cunts and so elated over their impending discomfiture that I can’t.

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I hear that deep-fried swine cunts are delicious, if a bit rough on one’s cholesterol and lower digestive system.

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This thread is an insult to porcine vaginas. At least those give us something useful, namely baby piglets.

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Yeah, but you gotta core the cunt just right.

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The Pubs are less than useless, but the do give us plenty o’ pork.

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I’d imagine we could find several assholes on the other side as well, but the pubs do seem to be carrying the torch pretty well these days.

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You would compare Republicans to swine cunts? How dare you. I demand that you apologize…

…to swine cunts everywhere.

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Ahhh, the enlightened rhetoric of the left. I’d like to say that this isn’t typical, or doesn’t represent the best or majority of Democratic thought…

But, after five years, this is pretty much it, isn’t it?

Where do I sign to leave the Swinecunts and joing the party of tourette victims, juveniles and retards?

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From here,

http://www.newyorker.com/fact/content/articles/051205fa_fact

Sure, bush has lied over and over about the non-existing connection between 9/11 and Iraq, but the above is simple lunacy.

Riiiight, Mr. Cuntident, those awful awful terrorists just happen to view the place you chose for your cowboy shootout as the “central front” (Bushism?) in their war with humanity. Oh the humanity! What a coincidence!

When does Christ descend from Heaven to give Bush a gold star?

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I’m sorry, but you can take the cunt out of the swine but you can’t take the swine out of the cunt.

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Not too swift on hog-breeding, are we?

I assure you that despite the corkscrew action, it does indeed come out.

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He still hangs on to that WMD story too.

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I would happily make fun of this if it were a Bushism, but since central can mean “most important” and front can mean “battle zone” it could merely be an appearant Bushism.

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Well, if BOTH parties are full of people who post angry and profane rhetoric on message boards (and believe me, they both are), then I guess you might as well go back to making your choices based on the issues and candidates involved.

(I do so enjoy the “we will win because your party is so rude and condescending” rhetoric… ahh, how it brings back fond memories of 2004.)

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Jesus Christ was a Middle-Eastern terrorist.

Ask the Romans.

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Well, at least Bush can’t run again. I plan to vote against all Republican incumbents, just to show my disgust. I will also vote against any Democrats who I see as having sold out. I will give a “veterans preference” to those who actually know what it’s like to be in wars and who look for nonmilitary “solutions”. I’ve had it with drunken cowboys. I have had it with wannabe theocrats. I’ve had it with phony flag wavers who will fight to the last dorp of someone else’s blood for who knows what. I will NOT vote for anyone who pretends to speak for God or Family, or any other far right Republican buzzwords.

As for any profanity, in the words of Dick Cheney himself, anyone who doesn’t like it can “go fuck yourself”.

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It may not have been true before the war, but it IS true now.

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My understanding is that the most recent and enduring reason given for our fighting in Iraq is to establish democracy there. Although some may quibble about the 80% figure that the lastest poll shows, there can be little doubt that most Iraqis want us to leave.

Is there any evidence that Bush is aware that

  1. most of the people we are fighting are the people we went to liberate?

  2. most of the people who are members of the new democracy want us to leave?
    I’m beginning to think the President is brainwashed.

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In order to wash a brain, one must have one first.

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Thanks Aeschines. Sometimes I begin to think, man, I’m really getting tired of the direction my party (GOP) has taken as of late. But all it takes is a representative rant from the left like this and all I think is, “Well, if that’s the alternative, GOP all the way.”