My penis is the largest object in the solar system.

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Seriously. It’s huge.

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Is it strangely attractive?

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Dude, if you’ve got specks of things orbiting around your penis,

A) I don’t think the ladies want to know about it
B) You should see a doctor.

Tripler
I’m just sayin’ . . . ya know.

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B) You should see a doctor.

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I don’t have to go anywhere. He can see it if he looks to the east after sunset.

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Massive sequential thread potential.

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Massive sequential thread potential.
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The operative word being massive.

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So big light bends as it passes by…

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[QUOTE=Tripler]
Dude, if you’ve got specks of things orbiting around your penis,
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C) Those are Klingons.

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Naturally. Small penises are not honorable.

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What would be the point of having a penis that large?

I mean, I highly doubt any woman would want that anywhere near here.

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Mine’s so big it’s got a multi-galaxy government called the United Federation of Shecky’s Penis.

It’s so big it doesn’t even return Dick Cheney’s calls.

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This thread has no staying power, however. I make no comments about your penis.