… it has its own zip +4 code.
Due to the increase in threads and/or posts bragging (directly or indirectly) about penis size, I offer all of you the opportunity to post your 2¢ about your own ding-a-ling, wang, dick, one eyed trouser snake, beef torpedo, whatever you want to call it…
Nothing to see here folks.
D & R
That’s unfortunate. 
My Dick is so big you need a fishing license to take a sperm sample.
My Dick is so big I’m not supposed to operate it after taking NyQuil.
My Dick is so big it started its own record label.
My Dick is so big it’s registered by the Dep’t of Interior as a “Geological Feature used Primarily for Recreation”.
My Dick is so big Spielberg is filming “Jurassic My Dick”
My Dick is so big the doctor used a backhoe to give me a vasectomy.
My Dick is so big it was banned by the SALT2 treaty.
My Dick is so big David Copperfield made it disappear.
My Dick is so big it seats a family of six.
My Dick is so big there’s a show on Fox, “When My Dick Attacks”
My Dick is so big it has an entourage.
My Dick is so big it fought Godzilla.
My Dick is so big The Stones open for it.
My Dick is so big it won’t share top billing.
My Dick is so big that the US Dept of Justice tried to break it up into smaller dicks.
My Dick is so big the tip dials 10-10-321 when it calls my balls.
My Dick is so big it molested Michael Jackson.
My Dick is so big Suzanne Somers wants me to endorse her ‘Dickmaster’.
My Dick is so big Melville’s original title was “Moby My Dick”.
My Dick is so big it won’t host Saturday Night Live, even though it was on the cast for 6 years.
My Dick is so big primitive cultures worship it as a deity.
My Dick is so big it has it’s own climate.
My Dick is so big a Starbucks opened in my scrotum.
My Dick is so big it has stadium seating.
My Dick is so big they found George Mallory’s frozen corpse on it, with two dead Sherpas.
My Dick is so big it did stunt work in the movie ‘Anaconda’.
My Dick is so big it took a team of lumberjacks to circumcise me.
My Dick is so big if I put a hat on it I can drive in the HOV lane.
My Dick is so big my Home Owner’s Association’s won’t let me get a hard-on.
My Dick is so big it takes the Army Corps Of Engineers to clean up after I jack off.
My Dick is so big it has it’s own Congressman.
My Dick is so big it changed its name to “The organ formerly known as My Dick”.
My Dick is so big I can fuck the hole in the ozone.
My Dick is so big that when I tap it after I piss, it registers 9.6 on the Richter scale.
My Dick is so big that the shaft and each ball are their own independent sovereign states. It takes a trade agreement for me to come.
My Dick is so big NORAD goes to DEFON 4 every day when their radar picks up my morning wood.
MDISB it has a permanent dark side.
MDISB they race my sperms in Mexico.
MDISB it does “stupid My Dick tricks” on the Letterman show.
MDISB it has it’s own currency.
MDISB that the only man-made structure that can be seen from space is my erection.
MDISB it bends light.
MDISB it joined NATO.
MDISB it has a snow cap.
MDISB it bought Microsoft.
MDISB I can splooge satellites into orbit.
MDISB the natives on Skull island sacrifice virgins to it.
MDISB there’s a new show on FOX, “Who wants to marry My Dick?”
MDISB that when I announced that I was going to the Mustang Ranch in Nevada, all the girls that work there quit and became nuns.
MDISB the phrase “meat is murder” was originally about me.
MDISB when I do porn it has to be on IMAX.
MDISB I needed to get a license to operate heavy machinery before I could legally masturbate.
MDISB the UN classified it as a “weapon of mass insemination”.
MDISB I have to ejaculate in shifts.
Mine is in another room of the house, having a shower.
Well, OK, technically it isn’t “mine” but I do have a marriage certificate that transfers part-time ownership 
No measurements, postal statistics, etc. here, sorry!
Hey, Papa Zappa, c’mere. Grab that ruler from the kids’ school supplies. I need to measure something. ::chases PZ around the house::
That was my favorite.
My dick is so big that in 1997 it was overthrown by a military coup. It’s now the Democratic Peoples Republic of My Dick.
My dick is so big it’s in the other room making me a drink right now.
MDISB it doesn’t return the president’s phone call’s
MDISB you’re standing on it.
MDISB it has a part time job dropping bombs on Iraq.
MDISB it’s SNEAKING UP BEHIND YOU!
MDISB I need a whole seperate universe in my pants just so it’ll fit in them.
And finally: My dick is three inches… from the MOON!
My dick is so small … the first time a girl saw it, she asked for a side of cocktail sauce.
What?! It’s bigger than Enrique’s, so I don’t care.
Also, I’m liking this guy tonight:
:rolleyes:
Truly? And I thought you guys only liked :o …
: d&r :
My dick is so big that terrorists plotted to blow it up, but were thwarted when they couldn’y climb up my scrotum.
MDISB there’s a show in Japan about giant robots fighting it.
MDISB there is an entire branch of physics dedicated to figuring out how things work on it.
MDISB it makes Mt everest jealous.
MDISB my testicles have been mistaken for binary stars.
MDISB I’ve had sex without even seeing it.
Hey Revtim, I heard you got a big dick. How big is it?
MDISB when I fly it counts as a carry-on.
Mine has to get runway clearance from airport traffic control.
My penis is so big it belongs in the GQ "uncountable infinity" thread!
My dick is so big I’ve had sex with women I’ve never met
My dick is so big it turned down its Oscar
My dick is so big it goes by only its first name
My dick is so big it was the Fifth Beatle
My dick is so big it goes out on nights when I stay home
My dick is so big the dark is afraid of it
My dick is so big that Ann Coulter and Al Franken agree that my dick is big
My dick is so big that future versions of this joke will start my dick is so my dick
MDISB I’ve had sex with black holes.
MDISB that if all it’s mass were to be condensed it would form a star.
MDISB if Hal Briston had one the same size, entire pastures would be at risk
MDISB if the whole thing hit the ground at once, the world would be knocked out of orbit.
MDISB surgeons need a drydock and drilling equiptment to operate on it.
MDISB no one has been able to get to the top without oxygen.
MDISB that Einstien had a theory about it.
MDISB it takes thirty days for the whole thing to get hard.
MDISB that if I were to move in one direction for long enough I would keep end up back at the tip.
I can’t compete with the gentlemen upthread, but mine is big enough that when I press it up against the bus window people point and yell in foreign languages.
My dick is big. You just won’t believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it’s a long way down the road to the chemist’s, but that’s just peanuts to my dick.
Dear Mr. Adams, I’m so very sorry.
Hah! I’ve got you all beat. When I walk across campus, I hear people say “There goes the biggest dick in the world!”