10 fingers, 10 toes, 1 penis.

Well, it’s got at LEAST one.

Woohoo for fresh-squeezed DoperBabies!!

Congratulations, Tomcat!

Ah.

Many good wishes to your spawn.

Všechno nejlepší k narozeninám!, Kidcat II!

(Translation for mods: happy birthday!)

Congratulations on the little guy!

He’s gorgeous! Although clearly he has a rather dubious attitude about this whole “getting born” thing. Not that I blame him! Congrats!

Such a cutie! He looks none too happy, though!

Welcome Kidcat II, and congrats to the parents and big sister.

Little bitty kids rock.

10 fingers, 10 toes, 1 penis.

Congrats! Does the kid have a torso, head, limbs as well…?

And also…can you imagine how creepy a bundle of digits + a penis would be? A live one? shudder

But really, congrats! :smiley:

Yay! congrats :slight_smile:

As the mother of a 5-month-old son, I have new SQUEE!-ishness about babies.

So,

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Now, dish the details, will yuh? Sheesh, you’re obviously not a mom. We share height, weight, head circumference, Apgar scale score, blood type, labor length, delivering doctor’s name, pediatrician’s favorite color of M&Ms…

I think his OP title makes it pretty clear he has two heads. 20 digits and two heads. I think as long as it’s just the ONE penis, you’re pretty much ok.

Mazel tof.

OK, labor was quick - 6 hours from water break to birth. He was 3.72k (8lbs?) and 51cm (20in?) at birth. Whatever the tests were when he came out, they were all 10/10.

-Tcat

Congrats on a healthy baby! All happiness to you and your family.

Fuck you! You fuckin’ son of a bitch!

Just kidding, I love my 3 month old daughter.

She gets diamonds before my wife does again. (she loses them)

Definitely a lively one :slight_smile:

Congrats!

Many congratulations to you and your family! Speedy recovery to TomWife, too.